Who knew Victoria Beckham was so serious about her schoolyard games?
During a photoshoot for her super luxury, high end dresses (the one she’s wearing will set you back $3,145…oh, that is if it wasn’t sold out on Net-A-Porter…) Victoria’s signature stoic pout was in full force on the swingset.

I’ll concede that the entire setup, with the three models swinging in couture on porch steps in central London is rather interesting, so I’m looking forward to seeing the final version of the spread.

But really…would you spend over $3k on this dress? Enough people did, since it’s sold out, so there’s surely …read more

If there was a thought bubble above darling Scarlett Johnansson’s head, what would it read?
Crap, I think I’m out of tampons.
I can’t believe I have to work the late shift again…
Does my butt look big in this?
Why is my life of lounging around in front of cameras so difficuuuuult…
I can’t be sure exactly what Johansson was thinking when this photograph was taking, but I can take issue with the advertiser for determining that Scarlett’s ditszy “duh” expression somehow properly represents their brand. A CoverGirl smile wouldn’t exactly represent Dolce & Gabbana properly…but how about a better attempt at pouty vixen …read more

Britney Spears never ceases to amaze me. There is probably no brand less appropriate for a semi-washed up-spending millions trying to come back-barely holding it together-mom of two than…Candies. This isn’t about talent, drive, commitment or anything even close to that.
Candies is about the pin-up girl allure that’s two-thirds sex kitten, one-third prude (and proud of it).
Hayden Panettiere embodied this style last year for Candies.
Compare with the newly minted Candies girl, Britney.
Darling, if you are airbrushed to the point that you start to look like a trashy Norman Rockwell painting…this is not the brand for you. This would have been …read more