Do you remember Will and Grace? How radiant Debra Messing was, week after week? I think during the show’s run I probably dyed my hair red three times in the hopes that I would some how capture some of that charm Grace charm. Alas, instead I got a big hairdresser bill and red hair for one wash (after which, it faded…fast.).
But who is this lady maniacally smiling outside of LAX? Grace’s grandmother?
I’m disappointed, Debra. Did you seriously think that frizzy mop, oversize sweater and heinous glasses would work for you? Actually I might like the glasses in another setting, but …read more

Amy! Sweetie! Where have you been all these months?!
Ooooh…that’s right. Now I vaguely recall the mountain of “Amy Winehouse shuffling along the St. Lucia shore” photos. Scruffy doesn’t even begin to cover the extent to which you went native, Amy. I mean really – what was going through your mind at that point? Wait, don’t answer that. Please.
Anywho – back to this whole spectacle inside Gatwick North…I would have hoped that all that time and reflection would have reminded you that the extended cat eye was always intended to be a fleeting trend. Something to drop along with the giant …read more

Could the celebrities, singers and actresses out there do all of us a favor and stop wearing pleats? I realize this is a big request, given that each of you has the means to hire personal trainers dedicated to making sure your pleats pooch isn’t as bad as how a un-toned tummy would look in such pants. But decisions like this among the rich and famous only leads to less physically appealing folks deciding that if Kylie Minogue can pull off pleats, maybe we can too.
We can’t. She can’t. It is never a good decision to pick pleats, regardless of …read more

You know, I don’t ask much of Ty Pennington. I don’t watch his TV show, am not interested in home renovations and just generally feel an overwhelming amount of disdain for reality television.
But this right here is just too much.
Ty Pennington sawing a piece of wood in half is just fine. I won’t care enough to watch, so that whole scene would go unnoticed. Ty Pennington wearing hipster glasses and tight jeans with his butt crack hanging out?
That…I am decidedly, one hundred percent, not okay with.
Pull up your pants, take off those ridiculous glasses and maybe I will consider watching …read more

Poor Rihanna. Still the object of much scrutiny for her romantic relationships, she appears to have found some neon colored shoes to make her feel better.
Is this regression back to childhood? Well, the purple sunglasses and grey hoodie aren’t helping matters. Neither are the too-tight skinny pants.
Let’s hope Rihanna emerges on the other side looking more fabulous than ever and certainly more fabulous than this. Soon.

What is it with the wearing national flag inspired pieces of clothing while you are on vacation? There should be an explicit code written somewhere that says a flag is not meant for fashion and fashion shall never try to influence a flag. Something like the laws that define the division between church and state – but wittier.
I must not be alone in my disdain for Paris Hilton’s hat – the British businessman behind her clearly doesn’t approve of her attire either. Combined with her childish shirt (how old is this girl again?) and oblivious grin, I can’t even imagine …read more

If you have ever flow into LAX, you know that the terminal can at times be rife with riff raff. Signs indicating that you do not have to talk to strangers, peddlers, and weirdos asking for donations are posted around baggage claim…but are there any signs that indicate no one should photograph celebrities dressed in banana colored monk outfits?
Apparently not, and Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing everything she can (okay, not everything, but I suppose the best you can do with a Louis Vuitton bag) to shield herself from photogs.
The best part?
Jamie Kennedy’s unimpressed expression of “Uh…Jen, do you really …read more

There is such a thing as taking advantage of the term “carry on”, Laura Vandervoort. While I would like to assume this oversize yellow purse only makes an appearance when you simply must stash every single fashion magazine, slippers, pillow, eyemask and laptop into a bag for a long flight…something tells me this bag as seen other outings unrelated to aviation.
You see, it’s all about proportion, Laura. And right now your purse is bigger than your midsection, which is neither stylish or functional. Worst of all, you are setting yourself up for one curious case of lopsided shoulders. A heavy …read more

What reality TV was showing off her pink, lacy undergarments while going through security at LAX?

Okay, seriously ladies – see through tops are not okay. I don’t care if you just walked off a plane (Audrina Partridge, I’m looking at you). I don’t care if you were in a hurry. I don’t care if the top seemed so cute on the hanger that you didn’t think to try it on first. I don’t care if last month the top wasn’t see-through but now it is because it got thinner in the wash. I don’t care.
Hold yourself accountable, pretend there is always going to be a flash going off in front of you and plan your …read more