Heidi and Spencer Appear Again
November 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
Oh hello Speidi! I thought that perhaps you had tired of your never-ending search for more and more and more publicity and was hoping that you had just scurried away forever. But what have I found? That Heidi and Spencer have returned to the public eye.
Here they are walking in Times Square after an appearance on The Alexa Chung Show. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to laugh at them again as I have so many times before. Why do they keep doing this to themselves? They look soooo incredibly awkward together that no one is buying that they have …read more
Love for Fashion Icon Alexa Chung
October 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under The Red Carpet
I would like to introduce you to my new favorite fashion icon Alexa Chung. If you watch MTV or have knowledge of British models or religiously read fashion mags then you already know about this gorgeous half-Chinese fashionista who hosts MTV’s It’s On With Alexa Chung. But if you have a normal life that does not consist of digitally stalking models and celebrities, then maybe you have not heard that she has the absolute best style ever!!
Okay maybe not ever, but right now I am soooo into everything she wears. She’s like my new Sienna Miller. Here she is at …read more
Ashley Greene’s High-Waisted Leather Shorts
July 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Wow, Ashley. Usually you’re so predictable and understated. Not in a bad way, but in a “I rarely get to talk about you because you make the right decisions” kind of way.
But…
The high-waisted leather short-shorts? Really?
These I take slight issue with, Ash. They just seem a bit ambitious and a teensy bit slutty for daytime television. No one’s questioning whether or not your obviously very toned legs can handle the pressure, but why put them under such undo stress if you could instead choose something a little bit more presentable and still look ridiculously hot.
High-waisted short-shorts…I’m still baffled that you …read more






