How much better would this gorgeous dress look if if it were draped on a woman’s frame that didn’t look quite so…emaciated? Victoria Beckham posed for photographers before heading into the 2nd day of American Idol auditions in Boston…but her gaunt cheeks and pin thin waist suggest Posh hasn’t been taking care of herself and continues to be strict with her diet.
It is painful to see someone so gorgeous, innately stylish and unbelievably successful continue to shrink like this. Darling, a few more calories won’t kill you…but they will fill our your fabulous wardrobe with a few more womanly curves …read more

Jordin Sparks was on The Wendy Williams Show this week to promote her new album, “Battlefield”. Unfortunately, so much attention was spent on her abundance of wavy hair extensions that no one really had time to properly pull together a flattering outfit.
Which is too bad, because the way that skirt is hugging her figure, you’d never really be able to acknowledge that Sparks is actually looking quite fit and curvaceous these days. This particular skirt is transforming said curves into unflattering lumps and wrinkles around her thighs…which would make even the skinniest woman look like she’s got a pudgy lower …read more

There have been many decisions Paula Abdul has made in recent years which one might question. But the most recent decision that makes us wonder exactly what runs through that brain of hers is this horrible 80s ‘Like A Virgin’ inspired outfit for Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards.
Just because the invitation says “Kids” on it, that doesn’t mean you need to dress as though you are once again a youngster from another era. Everything from the gloves to the bluish grey eyeshadow is impossible to bear. If this were a costume party, maybe this would work and almost seem funny. But …read more

This sort of display of stupid amateur antics to get attention and seem like a big deal in a room full of people who couldn’t care less what Ryan Starr has been up to since losing out on American Idol (oh, sorry – coming seventh. If you come in seventh, you have lost. People have gone home. No one care.).
But here she is – annoying me with her cheap dress, ugly scarf, unattractive headband, and layers of wrist chains. Dreadful.
Let’s see what the whole outfit looks like.
Lord, you are obnoxious. Stop grinning and trying to stuff yourself into the rockstar …read more

Extra, extra! It’s Fashion Week in New York City and former American Idol finalist Kellie Pickler was on hand for the festivities after having been attacked by a department store makeup counter facialist. What a trooper!
For the girl to step out even after being blushed to death, lipsticked to a bloody pulp and eyelashed from here to tomorrow is quite amazing. She must be one helluva fan of whatever designer she was seeing that day. I mean, for real.
Now, I must say that I totally dig this coat, but beyond that, the girl is a mess. The hair is much …read more

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Hallelujah dahlings, the day has come! Sex-a-licious Brad Pitt has finally shed his newsboy cap. Woo!
Sure, he’s replaced it with a cap of another type, but yanno, that hair loss thing is bound to happen when you have thirty-seven kids with a slew more on the way. But still, it’s good to see ‘ol Brad looking fly and a bit younger than he’s been.
So dahlings, do you love Brad’s new head cover, or should he shed them all in exchange for the blond highlights and messy ‘do of yore? Discuss…

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Yes loves, I am crazy-impressed that Paula Abdul can cut up an oh-so-slinky dress like this. But there is one thing keeping me from bestowing the uber-coveted Snarkstress Seal of Approval onto her: The fact that she totally reminds me of the Chiquita Banana lady!
Now, sure, Paula’s not wearing a giant fruit hat, but goldamn, her flower is pretty darn close. I just half expect her to roam the aisles at Idol, handing out “the world’s most perfect food”, preaching the virtues of nature’s candy to all who’ll listen. Then, …read more