Isn’t it crazy that Amy Winehouse has been in and out of the spotlight for a couple years now, but yet she always wear the exact same pair of satin ballet flats??  I would love to see her closet!  Either there are 20 pairs of the exact same shoes or there is only one pair of old tattered shoes.  These aren’t even real shoes!  They look like house shoes or those foot socks that you wear under your real ballet flats.
I heard that she got a boob job (which unfortunately isn’t noticeable in this picture), but other than that nothing …read more

After more time than I care to acknowledge spent on the beaches of St. Lucia, Amy Winehouse returned…and we all rejoiced as her hair no longer looked like a pet sleeping on her head.
Oh, but how could we have known this was merely because she wasn’t allowed to bring her bouffant wig on the plane (obviously it’s oversized-ness represents a bit of a security hazard for the rest of the passengers…no?)
The most fitting place for this particular brand of crazy to pop up again? Well, Amy is up on assault charges for punching a fan in London. So the courthouse …read more

Amy! Sweetie! Where have you been all these months?!
Ooooh…that’s right. Now I vaguely recall the mountain of “Amy Winehouse shuffling along the St. Lucia shore” photos. Scruffy doesn’t even begin to cover the extent to which you went native, Amy. I mean really – what was going through your mind at that point? Wait, don’t answer that. Please.
Anywho – back to this whole spectacle inside Gatwick North…I would have hoped that all that time and reflection would have reminded you that the extended cat eye was always intended to be a fleeting trend. Something to drop along with the giant …read more

Apparently this guy on the right was the only one in St. Lucia enjoying Amy Winehouse’s “comeback gig” at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival on Friday. The crowd wasn’t happy with her weak performance and let her know it – which meant of course that Amy gave up on the performance, “stumbling across the stage and yelling ‘**** you’ back at the crowd repeatedly.
Naturally, a well paid PR flack spun this into an abandoned performance due to…storms.
How fitting.
The first sign that this comeback tour wasn’t going to work? Amy is wearing the same stupid wig that everyone was crazy for …read more

I have avoided talking about Amy Winehouse and her seemingly neverending vacation in St. Lucia. The woman has been sauntering up and down the beach for weeks – looking more and more disgustingly washed up every single day.
But today, I couldn’t avoid this moment any longer. It appears Winehouse has been on the beach long enough that she is now actually molting. That is no average sunburn, nor is the grotesque peeling happening on her leg normal.
Please go home, Amy. Just go home. No one is going to make you put on the grungy old beehive weave again if you …read more

What’s gangley, snaggle toothed, ratty haired, and showing off her crotch?
That’s right – Amy Winehouse.
When will girls learn how to get out of the car properly when camera flashes are going off in their face? Never mind – when will Amy Winehouse learn how to be a normal functioning human being? The days where this sultry voiced hot mess had us all won over are so far gone. No one is trying to replicate Winehouse’s beehive anymore. And the whole thing just gets more pathetic and sad by the day.
So although this whole scene disappoints and grosses me out, I …read more

Let Amy Winehouse be your fashion inspiration for Office Chic. Pfffft!

Nothing says classy quite like a giant beehive, dangling cigarette, and gangly stems bent about in a “I really, really have to find a loo, paps!” way. Ah, that Amy Winehouse. Such a fashion icon.
Now, on a normal human, this blouse and skirt could work for the office. Put a pair of summery slingbacks on along with some fabby bangle bracelets, and voila (just watch your hem length, loves). But somehow, AW manages to slut things up just enough to turn this look from “promising” to “puke-inducing”. Funny, that Amy.
Can …read more