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		<title>Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the 66th Golden Globes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Julie Bonner</dc:creator>
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have had a busy week. They attended the Criticsâ€™ Choice Awards earlier this week and then last night (January 11), they attended the 66th Golden Globes. I liked both of their looks better at the Criticsâ€™ Choice Awards, but there was definitely nothing wrong with their wardrobe choices last night!
Angelina was nominated for Best Actress in a Motion Picture â€“ Drama (Changeling) and Brad was nominated for Best Actor in a Motion Picture â€“ Drama (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button). Neither of them came away with an award.
 
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<p><strong>Angelina Jolie</strong> and <strong>Brad Pitt</strong> have had a busy week. They attended the <strong><em>Criticsâ€™ Choice Awards</em></strong> earlier this week and then last night (January 11), they attended the <strong><em>66th Golden Globes</em></strong>. I liked <a target="_blank" href="http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress/angelina-jolie-and-brad-pitt-best-looking-couple-award/">both of their looks</a> better at the Criticsâ€™ Choice Awards, but there was definitely nothing wrong with their wardrobe choices last night!</p>
<p>Angelina was nominated for Best Actress in a Motion Picture â€“ Drama (Changeling) and Brad was nominated for Best Actor in a Motion Picture â€“ Drama (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button). Neither of them came away with an award.</p>
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<p>For this awards show, Brad went with a more classic tuxedo look, with a pair of sunglasses. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.pittwatch.com">Angelina Jolie</a> wore a similar colored dress as her Criticsâ€™ Choice Awards number. Instead of sporting a sleek pony tail, she wore her hair down and simple. They both look fabulous, especially standing together. What a couple these two are!</p>
<p>Red Caroet HIT!</p>
<p>More pictures below. </p>
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		<title>And this is Why I Loathe Angelina Jolie&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberty Kontranowski</dc:creator>
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If there was ever any question about how The Snarkstress feels about Angelina Jolie, all you would have to do is conduct a quick search within this site and you shall soon be enlightened. But in case you don&#8217;t have the inkling to look around (shame on you, if you don&#8217;t!), let me spell it out for you&#8230;
I loathe her.
Now, I have been big enough to finally retire my nickname of &#8220;Skankgelina&#8221; mostly for the benefit of her kids, plus the fact that she and Brad have made it longer than I would have ever imagined they would. 
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<p>If there was ever any question about how <strong>The Snarkstress</strong> feels about <strong>Angelina Jolie</strong>, all you would have to do is conduct a quick search within this site and you shall soon be enlightened. But in case you don&#8217;t have the inkling to look around (shame on you, if you don&#8217;t!), let me spell it out for you&#8230;</p>
<p><em>I loathe her.</em></p>
<p>Now, I <em>have</em> been big enough to finally retire my nickname of &#8220;Skankgelina&#8221; mostly for the benefit of her kids, plus the fact that she and Brad have made it longer than I would have ever imagined they would. </p>
<p><em>However</em>, any hoochie who could crank out a coupla babies just a coupla months ago and can look like this at the fargin&#8217; <strong>red carpet premiere</strong> of her new movie gets no love from me. Plus, the fact that she had to wrinkle the sheets with one Mr. Fabulous, <strong>Brad Pitt</strong>, in order to conceive said babies, well, that makes me all the more unstable.</p>
<p>Long story short: some people call it jealousy, I call it my prerogative not to love her.</p>
<p>So there.</p>
<p>What do <em>you</em> all think of Ang?</p>
<p><em>Image used with permission from <a href="http://www.splashnewsonline.com">splashnewsonline.com</a></em></p>
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		<title>Congrats to Brangelina: Two More Beautiful Babies!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberty Kontranowski</dc:creator>
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So by now you&#8217;ve probably heard that the most famous babies in the universe (those would be Brangelina&#8217;s babies, y&#8217;all) were born by Caesarean-section yesterday in France. And while I&#8217;m totally in lurve with Brad, but have never quite been a huge fan of Angie&#8217;s, I still want to extend my snarkiest congratulations to this beautiful couple and their gigantor brood.
So, who are these new bundles? They are Knox Leon (does anyone else detect a major &#8220;x&#8221; fixation with Brangelina&#8217;s boys&#8217; names?) and Vivienne Marcheline (middle name after Angie&#8217;s deceases Mama). Sweet.
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<p>So by now you&#8217;ve probably heard that the most famous babies in the universe (those would be <strong>Brangelina&#8217;s</strong> babies, y&#8217;all) were born by Caesarean-section yesterday in France. And while I&#8217;m totally in lurve with Brad, but have never quite been a huge fan of Angie&#8217;s, I still want to extend my snarkiest congratulations to this beautiful couple and their gigantor brood.</p>
<p>So, who are these new bundles? They are <strong>Knox Leon</strong> (does anyone else detect a major &#8220;x&#8221; fixation with Brangelina&#8217;s boys&#8217; names?) and <strong>Vivienne Marcheline</strong> (middle name after Angie&#8217;s deceases Mama). Sweet.</p>
<p>Congrats, you two. May your home be filled with love (and maybe a whole slew of nannies). </p>
<p>~The Snarkstress</p>
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		<title>Angelina Jolie: Bumpin&#8217; Up the Green</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 18:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberty Kontranowski</dc:creator>
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Brangelina at Cannes
So twinkies, eh? That&#8217;s the word, thanks to Jack Black&#8217;s big, fat mouth. Of course, we&#8217;ve all been speculating on Angelina Jolie&#8217;s baby bundle for months, and twins seemed to be the verdict. No we know for sure. I can sleep better now, thank gawd.
So while that&#8217;s lovely and what not, what&#8217;s really important here is Angie&#8217;s dress. Yanno, this is the second time I&#8217;ve fallen for her wearing this shade of green, and we all know that The Snarkstress falling for Angelina under any circumstances is a remarkably rare event.  But here, there&#8217;s no denying this [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress">Snarkstress</a></p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Brangelina at Cannes</strong></p>
<p>So twinkies, eh? That&#8217;s the word, thanks to <strong>Jack Black&#8217;s</strong> big, fat mouth. Of course, we&#8217;ve all been speculating on <strong>Angelina Jolie&#8217;s</strong> baby bundle for months, and <strong>twins</strong> seemed to be the verdict. No we know for sure. I can sleep better now, thank gawd.</p>
<p>So while that&#8217;s lovely and what not, what&#8217;s really important here is Angie&#8217;s dress. Yanno, this is the second time I&#8217;ve fallen for her wearing this shade of green, and we all know that <strong>The Snarkstress</strong> falling for <strong>Angelina</strong> under <em>any</em> circumstances is a remarkably rare event.  But here, there&#8217;s no denying this is a fab color for this chick.</p>
<p>And, <em>ahem</em>, one more lapse from my normal Angelina-bashing: I dig the fact that Ang is sticking to tent-like dresses instead of the skin-tight bump-baring frocks that a lot of Mamas-to-Be try to rock. While sporting a watermelon is scorching hot in H-wood right now, there is something to be said for keeping the miracle of baby-growing a humble affair. AJ seems to be doing this, and for that, I must give props.</p>
<p>Of course, she gets props for her arm candy as well, but that all goes without saying.</p>
<p>Anyhoo, don&#8217;t get used to this Angelina-loving, dahlings. It was just one of those things I&#8217;ll probably regret in the morning, yanno?</p>
<p>Sigh. Time for a drink. Happy Hour a little early, loves? See you there.</p>
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