Oh, Tyra – who was responsible for your hair today? I’m pretty sure most girls in high school could work a flat iron better than that…so really, what’s your excuse?
But let’s forget about the hair for a second (but just a second) and really focus in on the worst part of this travel get-up. Are you seriously wearing jersey capris and trying to walk it out like a runway diva? Lord knows you’ve earned your title as a runway diva…but this isn’t the outfit to flaunt that, darling, now is it?
No, my dear – there really is nothing about this …read more

I don’t know, Tyra. I’m just not buying this.
From the tip of your weave to the spike of your grey heel, this feels a little forced. Why do your sleeves look as though a small child could crawl up inside there and no one would be the wiser? Isn’t all that fabric up around your neck suffacating?
The pants appear to be the worst wrong of them all. Cutting you off right at the ankle so that yes – we can see you’ve been working out and nicely done on your toned legs. But honey, you don’t have toothpicks, nor should …read more

I keep hoping one of these days, Tyra is actually going to award a  would-be model the title of America’s Next Top Model…and that from there we might actually see that girl go on to do something more than just be another has-been reality TV star.
None of the winners have really made it – and while I would love to get into a whole debate about the reasons and legitimacy of Tyra’s reality TV show that will not die, let’s instead ask ourselves how many cans of hairspray Whitney Thompson used before leaving the house to attend the Eighth Annual …read more

Even though Tyra is claiming it’s the recession that did Paulina in on America’s Next Top Model, an interview with Modelina offers a little more insight into Paulina Porizkova’s personality than you could see behind the judge’s table.
A couple choice soundbites from the video:
On whether she loved her work as a supermodel…who knew Paulina was such a genius with analogies.
“I didn’t love my work. I don’t really like fashion all that much, but I felt that I was getting paid a huge amount of money and I am nothing but professional. Once you are a hooker, it’s just a …read more

How is it that someone can wake up in the morning and think, “Gee. I’m not tan enough. Nor do I have anything in my closet that looks like a bridesmaid dress for hookers. I’m going to have to do something about that today. And my hair isn’t quite as blond as Kelly Osbourne anymore so maybe I will make a hair appointment as well.”
Somehow, Caridee did. Maybe not all in one day, maybe not even in one week. But Caridee is keeping up this incredibly bad rendition of a “beach blonde” with gusto. I would almost admire her for …read more

Oh, Caridee.
This does not bode well for your lackluster career in the spotlight. I don’t know why anyone would purposefully go for an orange glow, but you have done it. Here you are at “Broadcasting Reality: Show Me The Money” Newsmaker Luncheon and all I can wonder is who would pay you to show up anywhere looking like this?
Having made a name for herself on America’s Next Top Model, you might think that Caridee would be a role model for little girls who strut around their living room hoping they are the next Tyra Banks too. But much as I …read more