Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher: Can you say fashion f***-up?!?

OMG, dahlings! Like really, Oh. My. Gawd.
WTF happened to these two? They’re normally so pretty. Here, they are so…not. Ugh.
Ashton: Lose (or at least tidy up) the scruff, lose the Golfing Grandpa look and stand up straight. Sheesh. A little good posture never hurt anybody, love.
Demi: I don’t even know where to begin with you! The ill-fitting dress, perhaps? Or maybe the stringy, nasty hair. Or maybe the hot bod that seems to be MIA. Hmmmm…
So sad to see such a lovely couple looking so icky. Let’s hope this …read more

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So yes, dahlings, it’s true. I spent my Saturday night watching the Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards with my Wee Snarklings (see my Miley post below).
Sounds a little down-home, right? But it’s all good. Because while the Snarklings were busy high-fiving over the fact that Drake and Josh took home the blimp for Best TV Show or whatever, I was busy saying “Yeah, Yeah” to Usher, Will Smith, Ashton Kutcher and …read more