All things considered, Rachel Melvin looks like a nice girl. I mean, you’d have to be charming to not get laughed off the red carpet for wearing such a bizarre blend of gothic romance.
I would hope that one day someone lets Rachel know just how tiny her head looked above so much taffeta and lace (the huge dangly earrings aren’t helping). The giant rose affixed on her chest is hideous and the way in which the skirt twists and frills out isn’t such a hot choice either.
Really I can’t think of anything endearing about this besides her adorable smile.
Sigh…oh fine, …read more

Is Kristen Storms concerned that she might find herself in the ladies room during the 36th Annual Daytime Emmys…without toilet paper? I can’t seem to come up with another reason why one might be alright with such a strange embellishment for any other reason…certainly not for reasons related to “fashion” or “style”…it’s too out of place and ultimately the downfall of an otherwise simple and elegant sillouette.
One can only hope that a fashion savvy photographer or seat filler saw this monstrocity and took the liberty of pulling it off before the night was done. The classy, strapless number that lies …read more

Though I don’t love what Tyra Banks has done with her hair, I do approve of the gorgeous coral colored dress she wore to the 36th Annual Daytime Emmys. The perfect length, tailored just to hug her curves in the most flattering way,and paired with simple heels and nude clutch – it’s a surprisingly elegant choice for Tyra.
The chunky black bracelets? Those I would rather see anywhere but here. They look more like something an awkward teenager might pull out for an awards show and are quite frankly an insult to this gorgeous dress. But the bulk of it is …read more

Sure, the hair can be blamed on a movie roll. It’s possible you could even use the same excuse to try and justify the extremely pale, washed out skin too.
But nothing can excuse this outfit for the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, Kristen Stewart. Nothing.
Thanks for at least putting on a little lipgloss. Oh and even though your forced little smile is a big improvement over the usual expression of extreme boredom. But I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that you couldn’t find a dress that didn’t need to be layered with a thick white tank top that is only suitable …read more

Quick! There’s a sleeve thief on the loose in Miami, Florida – and his latest victim was Anahi at the Premios Juventud Awards! The culprit appears to be targeting oversize, gaudy designs with lots of sequins and very little class. The more over the top the better – figure skaters and Las Vegas showgirls should be on the look out because he could be coming for them next. To be on the safe side, we recommend…

Staying away from puffy sleeves that belong in the 80s.
Keeping sequined patterns to “accents” instead of all over your outfit.

Although the sleeve burglar (slurvglar) may …read more

I don’t know how she does it, but Amber Rose knows how to pull off a risky, revealing outfit without looking as though she put more than a few moments of thought into what she’s going to wear to the 2009 BET Awards. Like all this comes naturally to her when she jumps out of bed in the morning. I can’t even picture the woman looking anything less than totally polished 100% of the time. Do she and Kanye ever just lounge around their living room eating nachos and playing Monopoly in their pajamas?
The skirt is super short, but the …read more

I don’t know, Tyra. I’m just not buying this.
From the tip of your weave to the spike of your grey heel, this feels a little forced. Why do your sleeves look as though a small child could crawl up inside there and no one would be the wiser? Isn’t all that fabric up around your neck suffacating?
The pants appear to be the worst wrong of them all. Cutting you off right at the ankle so that yes – we can see you’ve been working out and nicely done on your toned legs. But honey, you don’t have toothpicks, nor should …read more

Clearly Omarosa woke up the morning of the BET Awards and thought…
“No one seems to care what I’m up to these days. It’s like The Apprentice didn’t even happen and I was never on The Surreal Life. Doesn’t anyone want to talk about my boob job anymore?
“I know what I’ll do…I’ll find the tackiest, worst looking party dress ever and wear that tonight. I’m thinking…something Kathy Griffith would wear. I could be the next Kathy Griffith. Yeah, I’m envisioning lots of feathers and definitely and silver.
“No one will forget Omarosa again after tonight.”
Oh honey.
We will. After we’ve had a good …read more

Every time I think Beyonce has learned the difference between a stage costume and red carpet dresses, she disappoints me with a gaudy number like this one. Clearly Beyonce is in development for a new “Popstars on Ice” show, where such sparkles might blend in nicely – and just didn’t have time to stop off at home and put on the actual dress she planned to wear to the 2009 BET Awards.
The shoes are probably what’s putting it over the top for me. If she had pulled back her hair, dropped the earrings and selected some sky high black heels, …read more

Regular Snarkstress readers know that Ciara and I don’t usually get along. She has horrified me with trashy dresses, ugly harem pants and her latest blunder…strappy Barney purple wedges.
But this is a nice change for the 2009 BET Awards. Simple makeup, soft hair, and a tight dress that covers all the goods but leaves plenty for the imagination to toy with. I don’t know if these particular baby pink Louboutins would have been my choice, but it works for her and I’m delighted that the word ‘lady’ actually comes to mind.
Is it possible that Ciara will surpass Rihanna as a …read more