Charlize Theron, Newsflash: Your name is not Kat Von D.

Aside from not having ink up and down her every square inch of skin, Charlize Theron looks to be taking on a Kat Von D-esque bad girl image…and it’s just not working.
This corset thingie is dreadful, dahlings, and the shoes are wretched as well. Charlize has always been a classic beauty in Hollywood, and this look is as far from her usual elegance and grace as could be. Blech.
Yes, I realize it’s okay to go outside your norm on occasion, and if this worked on her, I’d say “Hell, yeah! Work …read more

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So, cowboy boots. Hmm…how are we all feeling about that trend? I say if it’s done right, it can be totally cute. And here, Miley Cyrus appears to be doing it right.
Though I’m not in love with the print of this dress, the style of it is just right for pairing with cowboy boots – and the fact that these babies are red makes it all the better. What’s more, loves, is that Miley’s boots fit snug to her legs, which is fab. Having boots that are too roomy …read more

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Pfffft! Check this out, dahlings! Who knew Heroes cutie, Hayden Panettiere has been hiding a tail under her clothes all this time? Heh, the secrets people keep, huh?

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Dahlings, I ask you: When is this tired dress-over-jeans nonsense ever going to disappear? I’ve never liked this look from Day 1 and the more I am subjected to it, the more I want to send poison sea urchins to all the celebs and stylists who insist on trying to rock this wretchedness.
Take Jennifer Love Hewitt, for example. Would she not have been completely cute in just the dress, sans the fugly dark jeans underneath? Yes, of course she would’ve.
This is what I mean, loves. There simply is no need …read more

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So yes, dahlings, it’s true. I spent my Saturday night watching the Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards with my Wee Snarklings (see my Miley post below).
Sounds a little down-home, right? But it’s all good. Because while the Snarklings were busy high-fiving over the fact that Drake and Josh took home the blimp for Best TV Show or whatever, I was busy saying “Yeah, Yeah” to Usher, Will Smith, Ashton Kutcher and …read more

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Okay dahlings, it’s Sunday night so do forgive the horrific title I gave this post. But after Miley Cyrus’s recent Gawd-awful disaster, I’m thrilled to give this crazy-famous teen phenom my Snarky Blessing once more.
Check her out at Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards last night, which I actually hunkered down watched with my Wee Snarklings (I had cocktails, they had candy. It was all good.) I was tickled to see Miles glitzed and glammed, with a smokin’ dress, rockin’ makeup, killer …read more

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Check out Ms. Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Madonna, sporting her Chanel, uh…thing. Now while I’m thrilled as hell that the Material Girl was honored for putting up with such a wretched business for so long (not to mention kicking ass and taking names along the way), I would like to take a moment to nominate this godawful frock of hers as the WTF Were You Thinking Dress of the Month. I mean please, Gawd knows I loves me some black and white, but this is a bit too …read more

Okay, I’m just being vicious because I’m wickedly jealous. Actually, I know George Clooney’s date, Sarah Larson, has been catching a lot of flack for her gown, but in all honesty, I kinda like it. Not that I care to lavish praise on this hoochie who’s stealing ma man, but you know how it is. George and I decided now’s not the best time for us. It’s all good.
Pfffft! Gawd, I need another Mimosa.
Anyhoo, while I could do without the odd tiering of this frock, the pattern actually transcends curtain territory and claims a stake in the sorta-cool-and-visually-interesting-with-a-great-color-palette-and-a-bit-of-sheen arena. It …read more

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Next up in my recap of Oscar greatness is everybody’s favorite Girl-Next-Door, Jennifer Garner. She’s fab here and while taffeta is normally on my No-No List, it totally works in this case.
Major props for a healthy Momma body – fit, not bony. Beautiful makeup, to-die-for jewels (may I have them next, Jen?) and a great air about her. Her hairdo could possibly …read more

Morning, loves!
Well, it was all about the Oscars last night (thank you Writer’s Strike Gods) and the ladies brought it in a big way. There were so many fabby looks flitting down the Red Carpet, it was all my fashionable mind could dream about last night.
Because of this, Snarkstress will be featuring some of my fave looks from last night’s fete. It’s only right, yanno?
I feel as though I must lead off with my Number Uno, be all and end all, top choice: Heidi Klum. Girlfriend rocked it out. The Oscars are all about awarding the best in dramatics, and …read more