Shannon Elizabeth…What Happened?
August 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Oh. My. Lord.
Shannon Elizabeth, who probably could have been slotted in among any number of “World’s Hottest” lists in the late 90s, looks like a greasy trainwreck here at the Nylon Magazine TV Issue Party. Between the bad eye makeup, flat roots and pinched smile, it’s hard to even recognize those pretty features that were once there. Top it all off with an outfit that might have been vaguely passable in 1997 but today looks like dogmeat…well, I am truly shocked and disappointed in everything I see here.
Though some bad outfits might have a saving grace that brings it …read more
Eva Green Looks Like A Giant Weirdo
May 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
I hate to get all high school on Eva Green, but my goodness she would not be sitting at the popular table looking like this. It is as if she looked in the mirror, confirmed she has deep set eyes, and found the most impossibly unattractive way to make them look even dark and droopier.
The big poofy hair. The matte skin and pale lips. Eva would be a loner Goth girl, right?
Well…
Apparently Goths just want to have fun, since for some reason Eva has combined her seriously moody makeup with a dress fit for a Bat Mitzvah. Empire waisted with …read more
Solange Has Seen Too Much Fashion TV
March 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actors, Singers
Somehow, I think Solange Knowles got confused. Okay, lucky girl gets to hold concerts at The House of Blues and be in front of an audience because she’s got famous in her genes. Fair enough. But…what would possess an otherwise okay looking woman to kill the popstar aesthetic with a yellow ribbon of makeup across her eyes.
Honey the dress is almost cute, and I though I think your weave has seen better days…I get where you’re going here. But even yellow eyeshadow would be questionable. I could see this streak of heinous a mile back and I’m not getting …read more
