Here’s a tip for all of you reality nitwit wanna-be-actresses out there…if you FINALLY get invited to a celebrity studded event and get to walk the red carpet, PLEASE do not look like this!!!  Your goal for your first public photo op should not be to end up on the worst dressed list!
Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney chose the “I just got electrocuted” look when she attended TV Guide Magazine’s Hot List event on Tuesday.  Seriously…was her hairstylist playing a trick on her???  Did she not have time to look in a mirror before walking out the …read more

Christina definitely goes through phases with her “look” and I’m going to say that this is just not a good one.  I understand that she is a mama now, but I don’t think that means she needs to give up on her appearance.
Here she is at Variety’s 1st Annual Power of Women Luncheon.  She has always rocked the super blonde and bright lipstick pairing, but this hairstyle looks like she’s wearing a bad wig.  The half-up bouffant is really only a look that I’ve seen on Elvira wigs around Halloween.  The ends of her hair are so damaged that it …read more

I used to think Sandra Bullock could do no wrong. She was charming in movies like Hope Floats and adorable in Miss Congeniality. Seriously, a favorite.
But my perception of Sandra is wanes when I see images of her looking like she is going to a Halloween party dressed as a groupie for the Jonas Brothers. Honestly, darling – you are a beautiful woman. Why on earth would you leave the house in such an oddly inappropriate dress.
While I understand that your costar in “All About Steve” happens to be younger than you, there is no need to overcompensate …read more

Erm…did Elizabeth Banks’s twelve year old niece do her hair and makeup for the premiere of Funny People in Hollywood?
Because if so..well, good job little girl. But, in case there were actual professionals involved in the matter, I have to wonder if they are playing a cruel joke on Elizabeth, because the wild hair combined with the rosy cheeks and bright pink lipstick is a wee bit much if you ask me.
Everything else, well – it’s fine. The dress works, shoes look nice and her little clutch fits in well. But everything from the neck up just baffles me. Especially …read more

A hairbrush. A stylist. A little gremlin that goes through her closet and purges it of items like clunky Mary Janes.
These are all things Helena Bonham Carter could use.
Is there ever a reason why a grown woman should wear pink socks and Mary Janes? Even for a casual day of shopping? Alas, no. It’s never a good decision, darling Helena…and neither are the little hair accessories sticking out of that pile of knots and tangles.
You are a talented actress. Accomplished, recognized, and hilariously funny at times. Which makes it all the more disappointing to see your perpetual state of disheveledness …read more

Here is Jessica Szohr, posing on the red carpet for the ‘True Blood’ Second Season Premiere and I can’t stop wondering whether she has removed all mirrors from her life – that seems to be the only logical explanation to me for how a promising young actress might find herself on the red carpet looking like a Halloween wig is clipped to her scalp.
The outfit is cute otherwise, but who cares if your hair makes it look like you slept in an alley last night? No, Jessica – this just won’t do. Honey, get thee to a hairstylist and rip …read more

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind, your mind, anyone’s mind – Megan Fox is hot. She is one of the most incredibly sexy actresses to come out of Hollywood…and yet…she somehow finds a way to look like some thing that crawled out of a lake while walking the red carpet at the MTV Awards.
Is it fair? No, absolutely not. Women who are this unbelievably hot have an obligation to the rest of us to live up to the standards their genes set for them. Look at that face! Completely mangled under that awful slicked back do.
Other than the …read more

I have been staring at this dress Kate Walsh is wearing to the FiFi Awards in New York City for a couple of days now and just don’t know what to make of it. I know I hate it. That much is absolutely clear to me. But why I hate the dress still hasn’t materialized clearly in my mind yet. It might be how shiny it is. Or Kate’s poofy updo. Or the unflattering nude lips. Maybe the neckline? Or possibly the wrinkles.
Could be any number of things. Maybe a combination of them all. But somehow Kate ends up looking …read more

Wow, Winona. It’s been a while. But was this really how you wanted to reappear on the scene? Looking like you are wearing a dress from a lost scene in Beetlejuice? The black backdrop is making the pronounced amount of lace on this dress a little less noticeable. But that’s okay – it’s not really the dress that I take issue with.
Who on earth did your hair? Did you do this, Winona? I feel like a six year old who had to have her hair cut off because she got gum stuck in it might need an awkward bob like …read more

Is it so hard to pull yourself together for a dinner thrown by Chanel? I could see Bradley Cooper looking like this if he were headed out on a camping trip – but somehow he has joined in with Mary-Kate Olsen on the “let’s see just how homeless we could possibly look without someone asking us if we’re actually supposed to be on the list.” during the Tribeca Film Festival.
There is simply no excuse for the hair. Or the ugly blue parka. Or the extreme scruff. Unless you have just dragged yourself back to civilization after being stranded out in …read more