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Christina Aguilera is Back and With Bangs

September 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Christina Aguilera is Back and With Bangs

Christina definitely goes through phases with her “look” and I’m going to say that this is just not a good one.  I understand that she is a mama now, but I don’t think that means she needs to give up on her appearance.
Here she is at Variety’s 1st Annual Power of Women Luncheon.  She has always rocked the super blonde and bright lipstick pairing, but this hairstyle looks like she’s wearing a bad wig.  The half-up bouffant is really only a look that I’ve seen on Elvira wigs around Halloween.  The ends of her hair are so damaged that it …read more

Katy Perry’s Sexy Soho Shopping Spree

July 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Katy Perry’s Sexy Soho Shopping Spree

Is it a miracle? Has Katy Perry actually crossed the line back into the realm of pretty and forgotten her bizarre circus sideshow ways? I don’t want to get my hopes up or anything…but if this sexy little romper is any indication, Katy Perry is looking to forget all about fuzzy dice and floral pantsuits by actually wearing something the rest of us would consider purchasing.
Sure, the accessories are a bit chunky, her sunglasses wouldn’t work for everyone and even though we all could purchase an acid wash romper for our very own…most of us shouldn’t – this is a …read more

Jamie King Could By Katie Perry’s Twin

July 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Jamie King Could By Katie Perry’s Twin

Well, blonde twin at least. Possibly  her fair-haired doppelganger.  Whatever the case may be, Jamie King has traded in her pretty long locks for a blunt bob and heavy swatch of bangs.
But really, it’s a toss up between the hair, the dress and the gaudy gold bag for which part of her outfit for the Vanity Fair party, held at Louis Vuitton in Beverly Hills, I truly hate the most. She has aged herself by about ten years and looks as though she could be practicing to play Anna Wintour in a made for TV movie about her life as …read more

Kate Gosselin’s Bangs Are Out of Control

April 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Kate Gosselin’s Bangs Are Out of Control

I would rather poke my eyes out with a makeup brush than watch Jon & Kate Plus Eight, however the minute I saw Kate Gosselin’s incredible wave of bangs…I couldn’t stop staring.
What can I say about this head of hair…well, for one – it defies all the odds and expectations of the ‘mom hair cut’. Oh, right…sure…this is an easy haircut to maintain.
How is she getting that huge tuft of hair to stay put across her forehead without moving?
Does it fall in front of her eyes?
Isn’t this a driving hazard?
Maybe it’s the years spend taming such a large brood …read more


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