Nicolette Sheridan Still Has Super Hot Bod
August 6, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Good for you Nicollette Sheridan. I have to say, you often strike me as kind of severe and unapproachable but I can’t deny that you are still looking incredibly toned for…I know you’re not going to like this but….your age.
Most women in their twenties would be envious of your figure, but Nicollette you’ve somehow managed to maintain an athletic physique without compromising muscle tone and becoming another middle aged, over processed, withered looking blonde rendition of Janice Dickinson.
Cheers to you, darling – that time spent in the gym is clearly paying off.
Tara Reid Looks Tan And Trashy As Ever
July 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Oh, Tara Reid. You never cease to amaze me with your spindly figure and overly tan skin. Darling, at this rate you’re going to resemble an old leather shoe by the time you’re 35. Wait, are you 35? I can’t even tell anymore.
Here you are partying it up in St. Tropez with Michael Axtmann – it seems like these kind of photos surface at least once a year, where we all sit back and wonder how nitwits like you afford this traveling lifestyle but can’t seem to find a decent colorist or hair accessory that doesn’t look like it was …read more
Someone Please Make Amy Winehouse GO HOME
April 21, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
I have avoided talking about Amy Winehouse and her seemingly neverending vacation in St. Lucia. The woman has been sauntering up and down the beach for weeks – looking more and more disgustingly washed up every single day.
But today, I couldn’t avoid this moment any longer. It appears Winehouse has been on the beach long enough that she is now actually molting. That is no average sunburn, nor is the grotesque peeling happening on her leg normal.
Please go home, Amy. Just go home. No one is going to make you put on the grungy old beehive weave again if you …read more
