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Adrian Brody Shows Off His Chest Hair

July 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors

Adrian Brody Shows Off His Chest Hair

Adrian, darling. Seriously?
Is this a dramatic interpretation of Huckleberry Finn, right here on the red carpet of the Hugo Boss party at Berlin Fashion Week? Are you going to wow us with your acting chops…even if only just to distract us from this horrible outfit you have on?
I certainly hope so, because this candy colored number is not going to win anyone over, my dear. You can carry off a great deal of quirky eccentricity, but this my friend is way over the line and into ‘when did Adrian Brody start dressing up as a dirty farmer for tips?” territory.
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Veruschka Graefin Von Lehndorff…Who?

July 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Veruschka Graefin Von Lehndorff…Who?

I had never heard of Veruschka Graefin Von Lehndorff until today, but it appears her clothing decisions are as complicated and difficult to understand as the pronunciation of her name.
Scarves that resemble your hair, but only longer and more unsightly, should be banned from existence. When I first saw this photo, I thought she was wearing a horrible red wig or cheap ten dollar hair extensions made by Matel and sold in Toys R’ Us. Alas, I can now confirm upon closer inspection that is in fact a scarf she is wearing. But that’s only the beginning of the problems …read more


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