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Adrian Brody Shows Off His Chest Hair

July 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors

Adrian Brody Shows Off His Chest Hair

Adrian, darling. Seriously?
Is this a dramatic interpretation of Huckleberry Finn, right here on the red carpet of the Hugo Boss party at Berlin Fashion Week? Are you going to wow us with your acting chops…even if only just to distract us from this horrible outfit you have on?
I certainly hope so, because this candy colored number is not going to win anyone over, my dear. You can carry off a great deal of quirky eccentricity, but this my friend is way over the line and into ‘when did Adrian Brody start dressing up as a dirty farmer for tips?” territory.
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Veruschka Graefin Von Lehndorff…Who?

July 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Veruschka Graefin Von Lehndorff…Who?

I had never heard of Veruschka Graefin Von Lehndorff until today, but it appears her clothing decisions are as complicated and difficult to understand as the pronunciation of her name.
Scarves that resemble your hair, but only longer and more unsightly, should be banned from existence. When I first saw this photo, I thought she was wearing a horrible red wig or cheap ten dollar hair extensions made by Matel and sold in Toys R’ Us. Alas, I can now confirm upon closer inspection that is in fact a scarf she is wearing. But that’s only the beginning of the problems …read more

Carla Bruni Role Models…Nude.

May 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Models

Carla Bruni Role Models…Nude.

After taking some time to evaluate all the overrated, overexposed, bad examples of supermodels out there, it’s refreshing to remember one woman who was a gorgeous model in her day and today continues to represent style and class.
Carla Bruni was photographed nude by Pamela Hanson in 1994, during the height of her fame. Here she is lying on a bed looking angelic and unbelievably sexy with her body partially covered by a white sheet. The photo is going to be sold on June 4th in Berlin as part of a sale of Modern and Contemporary Photographs, with a reserve price …read more

I Wonder If Zac Efron Wants To Cut His Hair

April 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actors

I Wonder If Zac Efron Wants To Cut His Hair

Most guys I know get the occasional urge to have easy hair. In fact, if their girlfriends didn’t force them to keep a little bit of length (or they are single and so desperate that somehow it seems like hair will make the difference in acquiring a girlfriend), they would cut it all off and not even worry about their hair. Ever.
Zac Efron doesn’t get this luxury. Somehow, I think it will only be after the Disney years and maybe while he is cast in yet another epic WWII film, will Zac ever get to remember what it’s like to …read more


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