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Amber Rose And Kanye West Look Like Royalty

June 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Models, Singers

Amber Rose And Kanye West Look Like Royalty

I don’t know how she does it, but Amber Rose knows how to pull off a risky, revealing outfit without looking as though she put more than a few moments of thought into what she’s going to wear to the 2009 BET Awards. Like all this comes naturally to her when she jumps out of bed in the morning. I can’t even picture the woman looking anything less than totally polished 100% of the time. Do she and Kanye ever just lounge around their living room eating nachos and playing Monopoly in their pajamas?
The skirt is super short, but the …read more

Tyra Banks Looks A Little Like A Pirate

June 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Models

Tyra Banks Looks A Little Like A Pirate

I don’t know, Tyra. I’m just not buying this.
From the tip of your weave to the spike of your grey heel, this feels a little forced. Why do your sleeves look as though a small child could crawl up inside there and no one would be the wiser? Isn’t all that fabric up around your neck suffacating?
The pants appear to be the worst wrong of them all. Cutting you off right at the ankle so that yes – we can see you’ve been working out and nicely done on your toned legs. But honey, you don’t have toothpicks, nor should …read more

Omarosa Desperately Wants Attention Again

June 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Omarosa Desperately Wants Attention Again

Clearly Omarosa woke up the morning of the BET Awards and thought…
“No one seems to care what I’m up to these days. It’s like The Apprentice didn’t even happen and I was never on The Surreal Life. Doesn’t anyone want to talk about my boob job anymore?
“I know what I’ll do…I’ll find the tackiest, worst looking party dress ever and wear that tonight. I’m thinking…something Kathy Griffith would wear. I could be the next Kathy Griffith. Yeah, I’m envisioning lots of feathers and definitely and silver.
“No one will forget Omarosa again after tonight.”
Oh honey.
We will. After we’ve had a good …read more

Beyonce Looks Like She Belongs On Ice

June 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Beyonce Looks Like She Belongs On Ice

Every time I think Beyonce has learned the difference between a stage costume and red carpet dresses, she disappoints me with a gaudy number like this one. Clearly Beyonce is in development for a new “Popstars on Ice” show, where such sparkles might blend in nicely – and just didn’t have time to stop off at home and put on the actual dress she planned to wear to the 2009 BET Awards.
The shoes are probably what’s putting it over the top for me. If she had pulled back her hair, dropped the earrings and selected some sky high black heels, …read more


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