How on earth is Vivica A. Fox able to breathe in those skin tight black pants? Looking crazy and confused outside of Mr. Chow, Vivica certainly picked a pair of pants that might work better after a few more hours in the gym. And a strict diet of celery and baby carrots. Or another thought…find pants that are the appropriate size.
I can just imagine the team of four it probably took to squeeze Fox into this restrictive leather ensemble. Apparently no one felt comfortable enough to tell her that this is probably about as unflatteringly tight as you can get …read more

You know, this whole “Is Britney Spears crazy? Or is she better? Crazy? Sane? Fit mother? Whack Job?” debate is getting rather obnoxious. The girl goes to a hair salon to change her back to a shade of blonde that actually looks five bazillion times better than it ever does when it’s dyed dark brown and everyone’s speculating about whether or not this is a key indicator of a return to umbrella car fights and and reckless driving.
The girl has problems. Big problems, that’s for sure. But let’s just forget for a second all we know about Brit Brit and …read more

Oh if only this shirt was a size smaller, had a neater hemline and wasn’t situated on top of a black pencil skirt. I would expect even on a trip out to pick up flowers at Bristol Farms, Halle Berry would still consider these things. I mean, don’t you?
But unfortunately the oversize shirt and work skirt have met and truth be told they are not playing nice. It looks as though she was on her way to a secretarial job, spilled some coffee on the work appropriate button up blouse she was previously wearing, and then a hippie offered her …read more

Well, it looks like Rachel Hunter isn’t spending a spare second bemoaning the cancellation of her nuptials. The former supermodel was spotted on Robertson Blvd shopping at Intermix and giving a perky thumbs up when asked how she was coping after the abrupt breakup last month.
The proof is in her appearance – Rachel looks relaxed, happy and (thank goodness) less wrinkly than when we last discussed her overbaked skin.
Hopefully this is a trend that continues. I would love to see Rachel Hunter back to her old self, possibly as the face of some makeup product or even promoting her own …read more

Usually I’m not really a Mary-Kate Olsen fan. Okay, that might be an understatement given that on most occasions she more closely resembles The Prince of Darkness or an urban cowboy than a former child TV star.
But, I think she’s on to something here.
The perfectly messy updo is probably what’s elevating this disheveled look from homely to kind of accidentally chic. That, plus the shoes that don’t look like they were found under a pile of boxes in some seedy back alley. The fabric for her sweater dress is still somewhat perplexing, but she doesn’t look half bad at all.
Maybe…just …read more

Well, blonde twin at least. Possibly  her fair-haired doppelganger.  Whatever the case may be, Jamie King has traded in her pretty long locks for a blunt bob and heavy swatch of bangs.
But really, it’s a toss up between the hair, the dress and the gaudy gold bag for which part of her outfit for the Vanity Fair party, held at Louis Vuitton in Beverly Hills, I truly hate the most. She has aged herself by about ten years and looks as though she could be practicing to play Anna Wintour in a made for TV movie about her life as …read more

Hopefully last week’s surprise step up in the looks department from Ms. Britney Spears was not a fluke. Or a well played attempt to fool us into thinking that Britney really wants to grow out of her trashy roots and start taking care of her personal appearance…
Because this is a big step back, honey.
I don’t mean to nag you, Brit. But you seem like the kind of girl who could use a little routine and predictability in her life. While we all have days where baby pink boots and short shorts seem like a good idea (okay, I don’t. but …read more

I would typically consider Robert Downey Jr. to be one of the more stylish men in Hollywood. Not the kind of stylish that took a team of ten and a hundred grand to create – no, I have this idea in my mind that he just happens to have a closet full of classic items that aren’t too trendy and always look good.
Oh, and of course his facial hair naturally creates that pattern too.
But, I appear to be wrong about all things Downey Jr., if this photo of a date with his wife at Madeo restaurant in Beverly Hills is …read more

Good for you Cheryl Hines – I stand by you in your rigid avoidance of all things cliched for bachelorette festivities. Sure, all these ladies can sit around giggling in their pink feather boas and fluffy white crowns, but you have one up on them, darling. You’re Cheryl freakin Hines.
Though I love what you’re wearing here, Cheryl, I can’t quite get over two things about your friend’s appearance. It seems there are two options here -

She is sober, armed with a very expensive camera, and ready to document the bachelorette festivities. In which case, I’m not sure if I concerned …read more

So now it would appear Kelly Osbourne is a platinum blonde again. She and her beau Luke Worrall have gone all Brad Pitt/Gwenyth Paltrow circa the 1997 “The Devil’s Own” premiere. The only difference being that Kelly is no Gwenyth and the thought of Luke as Brad Pitt is pretty laughable.
I just don’t understand why Kelly Osborne continues to try to run around Hollywood. Here she is at The Second Annual British Comedy Festival and besides the blindingly white blonde hair…what has she done? What is she going to be known for?
Kelly Osborne could probably be somebody if she just …read more