I’ve Never Seen Beyonce Like This
November 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Am I out of the loop? Did I somehow miss that Beyonce is now BLONDE?? Before now I would have thought that it was nearly impossible for this singer/dancer/actress extraordinaire to ever look anything less than gorgeous…but somehow she had a complete FLOP while out with hubbie Jay-Z at Mahiki in London last night.
In addition to the blonde hair, I also think the combination of the too-small fedora sitting on the top of her head just doesn’t fit her look and the red lipstick NEEDS to go. The makeup, the hair, the outfit…where did my beautiful Beyonce go???
Let’s just pretend …read more
Kelly Rowland Is Pretty In Silver
July 7, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
You know, I always seem to forget about Kelly Rowland.
Here she is getting ready to perform at the VIP Room club and I have to remind myself “Oh yeah, Destiny’s Child…that’s right.”
But, even if her career thus far feels a touch forgettable (Sorry, honey – you’re vying for attention with Beyonce. That’s a losing battle from the start, as I’m sure you know.), I do appreciate this cute silver dress that seems to suit her perfectly. Enough shimmer to stand out in a crowd, but the simple cut leaves room for Rowland to play a bit with her accessories, which …read more
Beyonce Looks Like She Belongs On Ice
June 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Every time I think Beyonce has learned the difference between a stage costume and red carpet dresses, she disappoints me with a gaudy number like this one. Clearly Beyonce is in development for a new “Popstars on Ice” show, where such sparkles might blend in nicely – and just didn’t have time to stop off at home and put on the actual dress she planned to wear to the 2009 BET Awards.
The shoes are probably what’s putting it over the top for me. If she had pulled back her hair, dropped the earrings and selected some sky high black heels, …read more
Beyonce’s “Obsessed” Train Goes On and On
April 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Singers
There are times where I wonder if Beyonce Knowles knows when she has gone and taken a perfectly good design…and ruined it.
Why would you put a train on this dress? Why? It takes a great deal of confidence to carry off this miniskirt and severely scooped neckline – but the impact is dulled when a pile of black fabric is bunched up on the ground.
Maybe if someone else attending the Obsessed premiere has any decency at all, they will carefully walk up behind Beyonce, chop off the train, and let this dress do what it’s supposed to do and compliment …read more
Beyonce in Are-You-Even-Serious Couture
October 15, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Costumes, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Singers
Beyonce at MTV’s TRL
Can you even believe that this is how the uber-fabulous Beyonce showed up for an appearance on MTV’s TRL? Like, seriously. She did. I kid you not.
So, um, I have but one thought on this:
What. The. F***?
Honestly, in my eyes, this is a cross between Cat Woman and a stripper from the 1990’s. There is not one remotely good quality about this get up. None at all.
What a sad, sad day. It’s always best to leave these kinds of things at home, B. I’m sure Jay-Z is all for this kinda thing after hours, but the rest …read more






