Rihanna seems to be picking up some style tips from Lady Gaga and Mickey Mouse with this ridiculous black and white single-gloved number that she wore while attending Paris Fashion Week.  I’ve looked at this outfit multiple times now and am trying to figure out exactly what is going on.  Is there a long white glove built into the sleeve of this dress?  Or did she find one over-the-shoulder white glove and decide that she just had to wear it out?  And why is the glove so baggy and oversized so that it looks like a Micky Mouse glove?
The more …read more

Well, I must say…rehab has done dear old Mischa Barton some good.
Strolling through SoHo with new dark hair and a simple black dress, this is a big improvement from the heinous Herbal Essences photoshoot and months of bad clothes and even worse eyeshadow that ensued.
There is no kohl eyeliner here, just a simple swipe of a more subdued hue. Oh sure, the girl still looks tired and a little worn down on life. But that’s really no comparison to being a walking poster child of young Hollywood trainwrecks.
Curvier, well rested and (hopefully) not under the influence. We’re rooting for you …read more

It takes a lot of money to go from the Hollywood club scene look to the “I’m innocent” appeal necessary for the courthouse in Miami, Florida. Well, Paris Hilton has enough to cover the necessary expenses, plus she has prior experience with court proceedings, so this should be old hat by now.
Apparently, Miss Hilton didn’t promote the DVD release of her last film ‘Pledge This!’ enough – I’m sorry, but do the producers really think that Paris Hilton would have swayed the audience on this one. Sure, her perfume sells well – but acting….yeah…well…Paris hasn’t exactly shown herself to be …read more

Are we ever going to see Lindsay Lohan look like anything more than a washed up trainwreck of a former child star? I mean really…is there anything to salvage at this point…because if  not, can we please get the paparazzi to pay attention to someone else who isn’t so predictably sloppy looking. Now.
In theory, there are elements of a decent outfit here. Hard to go wrong with aviators, and I’m sure the black dress would look alright if it wasn’t making her look like a coat rack. The shoes…well, I can’t stand them, though I’m sure many will disagree …read more

You seem to get away with a lot when you’re petite. If this barely there dress was worn by someone six inches taller, I believe the hoochie levels would rise along with it by about sixty percent.
Here is Hayden Panettiere arriving at the studios for her appearance on ‘Late Show with David Letterman’. It’s hard to criticize much else about her ensemble…but the mere fact that the dress is nearly see-through is really enough to warrant extra scrutiny and ahem…judgment, my dear.
Hayden, you’re too sweet and adorable to get a reputation for wearing such overly revealing mini dresses. Next time, …read more

I don’t know how previously super cute Kellie Pickler continues to find ways to look like a narsty mess, but…the girl has a knack for it. Here’s Kellie on the red carpet for the CMT Music Awards. Dresses that look like they’re see through, even though they aren’t, are just as bad because we’re all thinking the same thing…trashy.
But, no matter how many times I light a candle for the return of bubbly, down to earth Kellie Pickler, my prayers don’t ever seem to be answered because this bleached out disaster keeps showing up instead.
What happened, Kellie? Where along the …read more

I anticipated that it wouldn’t be long before we saw Lauren Conrad out and about again – and I was right about that. Here she is celebrating the launch of her new novel “L.A. Candy” in a sweet little sheath dress and elegant black heels. Even though I may have grown tired of her occasionally obnoxious ways on The Hills, the girl is usually quite well put together. I might even think about picking up her book and I do think she has the best potential to do something with her life post-reality television.
I might have appreciated a little bit …read more

Pixie Geldof, I’m not sure if I’m impressed with the shoes you’re wearing or just bewildered by your stupidity. The deciding factor must be that you seem to be unable to walk on your own without the support of two people. That alone likely means your shoes were a bad decision and could have done with a few less inches of height.
Otherwise, your black dress and jacket are fine and not suprisingly you have perfected the pixie haircut (Get it? Pixie? Because your name is Pixie? Oh my, I slay myself…). But if you’re going to try to make a …read more

Alright, this is a big improvement since the last time I noticed blonde Leighton Meester around town.
I don’t love the way this dress is detailed with all the flaps of fabric, but it’s still quite cute on her and certainly one of the more stylish choices for the MTV Movie Awards. The dark eye makeup is fantastic and hint of blush makes her look like the happiest little actress in the world.
Note as well, this is appropriate use of booties (ahem, Cameron…!). All around, I’m impressed, Leighton. Maybe I was too harsh before and blonde does come naturally to you. …read more

Wow, I never thought this day would come…but here is Teri Hatcher leaving the David Letterman Show and she looks…good.
Not at all crazy and old. Her dress is simple and straightforward – plain enough that if she was not Teri Hatcher, chances are she would look incredibly boring. But she is Teri Hatcher. So she can pair this plain dress with the kind of essential heels every woman should own, add a couple pieces of jewelry, and she’s all set.
I don’t think I’m over my shock at writing this post yet…but there it is. Teri Hatcher might actually still have …read more