How on earth is Vivica A. Fox able to breathe in those skin tight black pants? Looking crazy and confused outside of Mr. Chow, Vivica certainly picked a pair of pants that might work better after a few more hours in the gym. And a strict diet of celery and baby carrots. Or another thought…find pants that are the appropriate size.
I can just imagine the team of four it probably took to squeeze Fox into this restrictive leather ensemble. Apparently no one felt comfortable enough to tell her that this is probably about as unflatteringly tight as you can get …read more

Kim Kardashian doesn’t seem to want to listen to the voice of reason here and forget about harem pants. Here she is at the launch of Christian Siriano’s limited makeup collection for Victoria Secret. It seems as though the woman is on a mission to pursue the most unflattering trends for her figure without a second thought. Even though I can think of approximately 20,000 other options that wouldn’t expand an onlooker’s “impression” of her bottom, Kim appears to be incorrigible.
I do hope this harem pants trend dies soon. As much as I loathe it on curvy Kim’s body, …read more

When you’re as petite and small boned as Sienna Miller, you can get away with a lot. Your skirts can be skimpy, necklines droopy and bare flesh to fully clothed ratio heavily weighted toward the former. But even Sienna Miller’s teeny little size zero bum can’t hide in these unflattering pleated pants.
A few months back I commented on another celebrity who chose similar pants but had more curves to work with than wee little Sienna. Though some took my disapproval for Jennifer Hudson’s pants as disapproval for Jennifer Hudson the person (talk about jumping to conclusions, ladies!), these photos of …read more

Usually Kylie Minogue is one of my favorites, but I can’t find anything to like about her red and black ensemble she is wearing while shopping at Jean-Paul Gaultier. The way it flows down in the back while remains cropped in the front is baffling, unflattering and a wholely strange choice for petite little Kylie.
The necklace could be fabulous if there was more decolletage exposed instead of awkwardly falling onto the red shift shirt. It’s just such a shame when a powerful accessory doesn’t get properly incorporated into the right mix of fabric and style.
But on the bright side? Kylie’s …read more