Someone Tell Ginnifer Goodwin It’s Summer
June 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Remember how adorable Ginnifer Goodwin was in “He’s Just Not That Into You”? Ever so sweetly disheveled and charming, you kind of felt for her awkward dating antics and attempts to woo Justin Long.
Ginnifer’s not wooing anyone in this getup. Sauntering around Los Angeles looking like an unkempt schlub who can’t tell that it’s Summer in southern California and thus has made the strange decision to wear Uggs…he, or she, and especially me are most definitely not into that, Ginnifer.
Though I have no doubt we will continue to see Uggs once more as soon as Fall rolls around, let’s leave …read more
Peaches Geldof Drapes Herself In Velvet
April 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Socialites
I don’t think I’ve seen a more precocious velvet dress since my cousin’s wedding where the flower girl wore something very similar. This whole look Peaches Geldof is sporting is childish, unflattering and difficult to swallow. But we can all wash it down with a dose of smooth black Uggs to make it all dismally complete.
Indeed, Peaches continues to fight hard to win the title of world’s frumpiest socialite. So far, she is in the lead, with little competition from her predominantly slutty/overexposed cohorts.
Keep up the good work, Peaches. One day that frumpy medal will indeed be yours.
