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Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

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I’ve Never Seen Beyonce Like This

November 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

I’ve Never Seen Beyonce Like This

Am I out of the loop?  Did I somehow miss that Beyonce is now BLONDE??  Before now I would have thought that it was nearly impossible for this singer/dancer/actress extraordinaire to ever look anything less than gorgeous…but somehow she had a complete FLOP while out with hubbie Jay-Z at Mahiki in London last night.
In addition to the blonde hair, I also think the combination of the too-small fedora sitting on the top of her head just doesn’t fit her look and the red lipstick NEEDS to go.  The makeup, the hair, the outfit…where did my beautiful Beyonce go???
Let’s just pretend …read more

Lindsay Lohan Still Looking Sad and Old

October 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Still Looking Sad and Old

Help!!  I’m addicted to posting terrible pictures of Lindsay Lohan!!!  I tell myself, let the girl slide this time…she’s probably just hungover and you shouldn’t slam her everytime she looks sad and haggard.  But I just can’t help myself!
So….here she is again…the infamous young escapee from rehab on her way to the red carpet at the Rock the Casbah Gala in Hollywood.  What is the deal with her hair???  I’m wondering if she hangs out with Kim from The Real Housewives of Atlanta because it definitely looks like she’s wearing an old ratty wig.  Hmm…as I investigate closer it looks …read more

Maybe Blondes Don’t Have More Fun, Leighton

May 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Maybe Blondes Don’t Have More Fun, Leighton

Why is it that Leighton Meester, who just recently was overbronzed and brunette, now looks pale and boring with her new flaxen locks? According to a number of interviews with the young actress, blonde is her natural hair color – well, I’m sorry honey but it ages you and instantly brings to mind only one word. Forgettable.
But enough about the hair – let’s give it a minute to fully take in the skimpy little nonsense powersuit. The shoes are cute, but what a snooze the rest of it is. If I see another pair of formal shorts I might start …read more


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