When exactly is Whitney Port going to learn how to step it up on the red carpet? It seems like every time I turn around the girl is wearing a more heinous minidress than the day before. Each event is worse than the last one…with no sign of improvement what so ever.
In this case, we have the same tired farm girl hairdo (seriously girls, we’re over it) and a dress that would be more appropriate if Whitney skeeved around in seedy bar motels and accepted tips on nightstands. Not only is this dress overly revealing but it’s not particularly flattering …read more

Is Kristen Storms concerned that she might find herself in the ladies room during the 36th Annual Daytime Emmys…without toilet paper? I can’t seem to come up with another reason why one might be alright with such a strange embellishment for any other reason…certainly not for reasons related to “fashion” or “style”…it’s too out of place and ultimately the downfall of an otherwise simple and elegant sillouette.
One can only hope that a fashion savvy photographer or seat filler saw this monstrocity and took the liberty of pulling it off before the night was done. The classy, strapless number that lies …read more

Will there ever come a day where Lindsay Lohan at least stabilizes the degree of crazy in her outfits? Oh sure, sneak past the paparazzi to host a 6126 Pop-Up Shop Party at Revolve Clothing in West Hollywood. But they are just going to be there when you get out, and I think we both know how trashy and cheap you really look here, Lindsay.
The boots could be super sexy under different circumstances, but your leather glove and awfully skimpy dress don’t stand a chance. Honestly, Lindsay…by the time you’re ready for your big comeback/turnaround/revamp, the paparazzi are going to …read more

Looking at new The Hills it girl Kristin Cavallari, seen here at the Nylon Magazine TV Issue Party…I kind of just want to fall asleep. She looks so disappointingly bored and disheveled that I can’t help but yawn and wish I were in my robe and slippers, clutching a warm mug of hot cocoa.
Shouldn’t a party at Skybar be a little bit fun, Kristin? I mean, really. And why does your dress look like it was made out of costume left overs from Monty Python and The Holy Grail? This little number needs to go back to the store and …read more

I think I love every single bitty little thing about Suzanne Somers and Pamela Anderson hanging out. Well, besides Pammy’s shoes (those heart embellishments are awful, sweetie). But the rest of it – the laughter, the peroxide, the see through shirts and cougar confidence…well…that is something to behold.
Pam, Suzanne – keep laughing. Keep reminding us that you can age well, have a sense of humor and still have fun in LA even if you aren’t 22 years old and a size zero. You may not always get the credit you deserve, but you’re clearly having a ball doing what ever …read more

Julia Stiles was out and about in SoHo this week – I will be honest and mention that up until these photos I had sort of forgotten about Julia since the last time I saw 10 Things I Hate About You running on television.
She looks good here, and hopefully this is a sign that we will start to see Julia in more movies once again. But…I do have one bone to pick with this outfit.
Any child that grew up in the eighties or early nineties must remember the right way to fray cutoff jeans. With some scissors, washing machine, dryer …read more

I had finally repressed the last season of The Hills and Speidi’s horrible display of whiny behavior on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here but now…they’re back.
Here is Heidi Montag at the Los Angeles Premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of The Cobra and I just can’t get over how plastic she looks. It shouldn’t be surprising at this point. Enough time and money has been spent on sculpting her into a slutty looking Barbie doll. But I still hold out a secret hope that Heidi will go back to her pre-Spencer roots (and I do mean roots …read more

Oh, Jessica Simpson. With a friend like Ken Paves, you would think that your hair would always look good.And usually it does. But these lackluster locks are a disgrace to the entire fake hair brand the two of you created.
But worse than the hair, darling Jess, is the dress. Honey, you have one heck of a chest. I thoroughly commend you for your curvy shape and ample bosom. But this neckline is making you look like one heck of a trampy hillbilly.
Are you trying to hurt Ken Paves’ feelings on his birthday? Do you even realize how unflattering this whole …read more

You know, this whole “Is Britney Spears crazy? Or is she better? Crazy? Sane? Fit mother? Whack Job?” debate is getting rather obnoxious. The girl goes to a hair salon to change her back to a shade of blonde that actually looks five bazillion times better than it ever does when it’s dyed dark brown and everyone’s speculating about whether or not this is a key indicator of a return to umbrella car fights and and reckless driving.
The girl has problems. Big problems, that’s for sure. But let’s just forget for a second all we know about Brit Brit and …read more

I’m not sure if I’m more surprised to see Lindsay Lohan back as a bottle blonde or hear that she actually has acting work and will be starring in a feature film with Robert De Niro. Either way, it’s quite a change for Lohan, though what hasn’t changed is her attraction to sheer tops, ugly shoes, big sunglasses and purses that remind everyone around her of just how big of a celebrity she is (or so she thinks).
What are the odds that this new movie will be a flop? Have we started taking bets yet? Tough to tell, but if …read more