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Friday, November 27th, 2009

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Renee Zellweger Is Doing The Rounds

August 22, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Renee Zellweger Is Doing The Rounds

We haven’t seen much from Renee Zellweger in the last few months – but it appears the pinched face little blonde is back on the scene and ready to step back into the limelight. Though I am still concerned about her veiny legs and overly botoxed face, I must say this is a nice dress for Renee. The bright blue contrasts well with her pale skin (can’t fault her for that – smart to stay out of the sun) and is paired up with silver Louboutin heels every girl would kill to have in their closet.
Yes, tousled, confident looking Renee …read more

What Do You Wear To See Morons Get Married?

April 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

What Do You Wear To See Morons Get Married?

If you were invited to see a couple of the most vapid, fake, pseudo-Hollywood people out there, such as the two bobbleheads below, get married…what would you wear?
Naturally the first decision is…do you go? But if you are Lauren Conrad, with an MTV army of stylists and resources behind you…you go. You have to go. Not going is like admitting defeat and there is no way anyone would ever want to be defeated by the Montag-Pratt pair of obnoxious nitwits.
Lord, these two are insanely annoying.
Alright, so you’re obviously going. But the decision still needs to be made – what do …read more

Is Elle Macpherson Pregnant?

April 17, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Models

Is Elle Macpherson Pregnant?

How much billowing fabric is too much – that’s the question. For supermodel Elle Macpherson, that question leads to an answer very close to evening maternity wear.
Attending the Prix de Marie Claire Awards in a gown that could double as sheets for a King size bed, Elle looked lovely – besides of course being completely lost in a sea of blue fabric.
Somehow the balance of her piles and piles of hair and fabric is making her head appear to be extremely tiny compared to the rest of her body.
This is not a good look for you, Elle. This is not …read more

When Your Dress Is So Tight It Hurts

March 7, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under The Red Carpet

When Your Dress Is So Tight It Hurts

Both for Brenda to breathe and for me to look at. Blonde playmate, Brenda Roderick, hosted the premiere of Celebrity Apprentice wearing a skin tight bright blue cocktail dress that must have taken six people to zip up. Ladies, there is such thing as the next size up – and you are doing your hips, boobs and bum a favor by allowing them to have a little wiggle room.
There is no reason at all why I should be able to practically see Brenda’s belly button. Nor should her chest look like massive uniboob floating device. You are a lovely girl, …read more


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