Mischa Barton Makes A Smart Decision
July 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Oh look. It’s Mischa Barton wearing a bowler hat, too much makeup and a goofy half grin.
Wait, haven’t we all seen this movie before?
That’s right, now I recall this is Mischa Barton’s costume du jour for evenings of excessive boozing and debauchery. Got it. There’s no way we can get around being subjected to her googly eyes and disheveled everything.
Hold on…
I don’t quite believe my eyes, but it seems Mischa has either made a good decision in her drunken stupor, or she has a very good friend close by.
Lynn Collins Tries A Top Hat On For Size
June 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
I have absolutely no patience for otherwise well put together actresses who try to accessorize with trends that haven’t been hot since Guns N’ Roses were big. Lynn Collins destroys all that is cute about her lavender dress (and to be honest, it’s kind of boring and plain – but boring and plain is a whole lot better than laughable) with a top hat that only Slash could pull off.
Do you hear me, Lynn? Slash. Not you, not your pretty little actress friends…a rock star who was once legally dead for two minutes from a drug overdose is the …read more
