Mischa Barton Makes A Smart Decision

The Snarkstress — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:35:32 +0000

Oh look. It’s Mischa Barton wearing a bowler hat, too much makeup and a goofy half grin.

Wait, haven’t we all seen this movie before?

That’s right, now I recall this is Mischa Barton’s costume du jour for evenings of excessive boozing and debauchery. Got it. There’s no way we can get around being subjected to her googly eyes and disheveled everything.

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Hold on…

I don’t quite believe my eyes, but it seems Mischa has either made a good decision in her drunken stupor, or she has a very good friend close by.

Either way, smart move putting some sunglasses on, Honey.

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Lynn Collins Tries A Top Hat On For Size

The Snarkstress — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:51:11 +0000

I have absolutely no patience for otherwise well put together actresses who try to accessorize with trends that haven’t been hot since Guns N’ Roses were big. Lynn Collins destroys all that is cute about her lavender dress (and to be honest, it’s kind of boring and plain – but boring and plain is a whole lot better than laughable) with a top hat that only Slash could pull off.

Do you hear me, Lynn? Slash. Not you, not your pretty little actress friends…a rock star who was once legally dead for two minutes from a drug overdose is the only person who can respectably put on a top hat and not expect to see a room full of people snickering and rolling their eyes.

Put the top hat away and carry on.

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