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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the 66th Golden Globes

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the 66th Golden Globes

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have had a busy week. They attended the Critics’ Choice Awards earlier this week and then last night (January 11), they attended the 66th Golden Globes. I liked both of their looks better at the Critics’ Choice Awards, but there was definitely nothing wrong with their wardrobe choices last night!
Angelina was nominated for Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama (Changeling) and Brad was nominated for Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button). Neither of them came away with an award.

And this is Why I Loathe Angelina Jolie…

And this is Why I Loathe Angelina Jolie…

If there was ever any question about how The Snarkstress feels about Angelina Jolie, all you would have to do is conduct a quick search within this site and you shall soon be enlightened. But in case you don’t have the inkling to look around (shame on you, if you don’t!), let me spell it out for you…
I loathe her.
Now, I have been big enough to finally retire my nickname of “Skankgelina” mostly for the benefit of her kids, plus the fact that she and Brad have made it longer than I would have ever imagined they would.
However, any …read more

Hot Guy Friday: Next Up – Brad Pitt in a Tux

September 5, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actors, Fashion Hit, Suits

Hot Guy Friday: Next Up – Brad Pitt in a Tux

Of course, no Hot Guy list would be complete without Pretty Boy Pitt, aka Brad Pitt. And what better than to see him in a tux, sans a hat on his head? *drool*
Here he is at the Burn After Reading Premiere last week. And might I say he looks even finer when he’s solo (sorry Skangelina).
Good to see your hair again, Brad. Keep that Just For Men bottle nearby, love. I can just imagine what a hormonal woman and six wriggly kids can do to you.

Brad Pitt Makes Even a Wife-Beater Look Beautiful

September 2, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actors, Brad Pitt, Fashion Hit

Brad Pitt Makes Even a Wife-Beater Look Beautiful

Brad Pitt and Zahara Jolie-Pitt
I know the wife-beater is Britney’s ex, K-Fed’s, signature style, but I have to say, for some odd reason, it looks truly beautiful on Mr. Brad Pitt. In fact, this whole get-up is K-Fed-esque, but once again, it looks cool as hell on Brad. Why is that? Oh yeah, because Brad Pitt is glorious. Duh.
The only thing that concerns me is the hint of gray in Mr. Pitt’s scruff, but hey, I suppose I’d be gray too if I had 72 kids. But still. A little Just for Men never hurt anybody, no?
Image used with permission …read more

Congrats to Brangelina: Two More Beautiful Babies!

Congrats to Brangelina: Two More Beautiful Babies!

So by now you’ve probably heard that the most famous babies in the universe (those would be Brangelina’s babies, y’all) were born by Caesarean-section yesterday in France. And while I’m totally in lurve with Brad, but have never quite been a huge fan of Angie’s, I still want to extend my snarkiest congratulations to this beautiful couple and their gigantor brood.
So, who are these new bundles? They are Knox Leon (does anyone else detect a major “x” fixation with Brangelina’s boys’ names?) and Vivienne Marcheline (middle name after Angie’s deceases Mama). Sweet.
Congrats, you two. May your home be filled with …read more

Angelina Jolie: Bumpin’ Up the Green

Angelina Jolie: Bumpin’ Up the Green

Brangelina at Cannes
So twinkies, eh? That’s the word, thanks to Jack Black’s big, fat mouth. Of course, we’ve all been speculating on Angelina Jolie’s baby bundle for months, and twins seemed to be the verdict. No we know for sure. I can sleep better now, thank gawd.
So while that’s lovely and what not, what’s really important here is Angie’s dress. Yanno, this is the second time I’ve fallen for her wearing this shade of green, and we all know that The Snarkstress falling for Angelina under any circumstances is a remarkably rare event. But here, there’s no denying this …read more

Men About Town Monday | First Up: The Beautiful, Beachy Brad Pitt

Men About Town Monday | First Up: The Beautiful, Beachy Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt and Pax Jolie-Pitt
First up in the Snarkstress’s Men About Town Monday series is the ever-beautiful Brad Pitt, seen here on a beach in France toting around kid #3 out of 464 (or something like that). I am sooo loving Brad’s casual beachy style: the jeans, the white shirt, the hat that in no way resembles a newsboy. And, of course, his manly scruff most definitely adds to the overall dudeliciousness of him (not to mention the hot daddy “Awwww” factor). Hot cinders!
Brad, looking fabby dahling. Thanks for being our first piece of eye candy this morning (as …read more

Brad Pitt: Looking Fly Without the Newsboy

April 10, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actors, Brad Pitt, Fashion Hit

Brad Pitt: Looking Fly Without the Newsboy

Image details: Idol Gives Back 2008 – Show served by picapp.com
Hallelujah dahlings, the day has come! Sex-a-licious Brad Pitt has finally shed his newsboy cap. Woo!
Sure, he’s replaced it with a cap of another type, but yanno, that hair loss thing is bound to happen when you have thirty-seven kids with a slew more on the way. But still, it’s good to see ‘ol Brad looking fly and a bit younger than he’s been.
So dahlings, do you love Brad’s new head cover, or should he shed them all in exchange for the blond highlights and messy ‘do of yore? Discuss…


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