Courtney Love Loves Her Pastries
September 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
That’s it, Courtney Love. Enjoy that pastry. Hopefully the extra carbs and calories will help fill out your spindly figure and compensate for the sad state of affairs that is your poor plastic surgery-ed face.
Though the outfit itself is fine (albeit a teensy bit young for you, dear – good thing you were a musician once upon a time) it’s you I continue to be concerned about, Courtney. Hopefully you continue to improve, cut it out with the dorky bangs – seriously, your hair looks like straw – poking out from under your hat, and we see you in better …read more
Marcia Gay Harden Wears Blue Eyeshadow
March 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Marcia Gay Harden is usually a stylish woman. Not exactly iconic, but also not one to typically be so offensive as she was while walking the red carpet for the “33 Variations” Broadway Play Opening Night.
Marcia…I’m almost okay with this prim cloche hat…but you are making my eyes bleed by choosing blue eyeliner.
Are you twelve? Is this the first time you applied makeup? Marcia, some basic brown eyeliner would brighten up that face and do you good – but the blue is making you look pasty and old. And don’t even think about using your scarf as an excuse. If …read more
