All things considered, Rachel Melvin looks like a nice girl. I mean, you’d have to be charming to not get laughed off the red carpet for wearing such a bizarre blend of gothic romance.
I would hope that one day someone lets Rachel know just how tiny her head looked above so much taffeta and lace (the huge dangly earrings aren’t helping). The giant rose affixed on her chest is hideous and the way in which the skirt twists and frills out isn’t such a hot choice either.
Really I can’t think of anything endearing about this besides her adorable smile.
Sigh…oh fine, …read more

Oh. My. Lord.
Shannon Elizabeth, who probably could have been slotted in among any number of “World’s Hottest” lists in the late 90s, looks like a greasy trainwreck here at the Nylon Magazine TV Issue Party. Between the bad eye makeup, flat roots and pinched smile, it’s hard to even recognize those pretty features that were once there. Top it all off with an outfit that might have been vaguely passable in 1997 but today looks like dogmeat…well, I am truly shocked and disappointed in everything I see here.
Though some bad outfits might have a saving grace that brings it …read more

How much better would this gorgeous dress look if if it were draped on a woman’s frame that didn’t look quite so…emaciated? Victoria Beckham posed for photographers before heading into the 2nd day of American Idol auditions in Boston…but her gaunt cheeks and pin thin waist suggest Posh hasn’t been taking care of herself and continues to be strict with her diet.
It is painful to see someone so gorgeous, innately stylish and unbelievably successful continue to shrink like this. Darling, a few more calories won’t kill you…but they will fill our your fabulous wardrobe with a few more womanly curves …read more

Well, I must say…rehab has done dear old Mischa Barton some good.
Strolling through SoHo with new dark hair and a simple black dress, this is a big improvement from the heinous Herbal Essences photoshoot and months of bad clothes and even worse eyeshadow that ensued.
There is no kohl eyeliner here, just a simple swipe of a more subdued hue. Oh sure, the girl still looks tired and a little worn down on life. But that’s really no comparison to being a walking poster child of young Hollywood trainwrecks.
Curvier, well rested and (hopefully) not under the influence. We’re rooting for you …read more

Wow, Ashley. Usually you’re so predictable and understated. Not in a bad way, but in a “I rarely get to talk about you because you make the right decisions” kind of way.
But…
The high-waisted leather short-shorts? Really?
These I take slight issue with, Ash. They just seem a bit ambitious and a teensy bit slutty for daytime television. No one’s questioning whether or not your obviously very toned legs can handle the pressure, but why put them under such undo stress if you could instead choose something a little bit more presentable and still look ridiculously hot.
High-waisted short-shorts…I’m still baffled that you …read more

Entourage is back on the air and I’m delighted to see Jamie-Lynn Sigler looking absolutely stunning at the Los Angeles Premiere held at Paramount Studios in Hollywood. I could go on and on about how adorable the whole Jamie-Lynn/Turtle storyline is, particularly because it carries over into real life, but that’s not why Jamie-Lynn has caught my attention…
The minidress is perfectly tailored for her lovely figure and each accessory effortlessly fits into the ensemble as a whole. She looks happy – relaxed, comfortable and totally confident. Not something you typically see of young celebrities these days.
Yes, I can imagine Jamie-Lynn …read more

Ashley Tisdale’s hair looks good, the colors in her outfit are nice and she has accessorized appropriately.
So what’s wrong with this picture?
Oh, that’s right. It’s the fact that it looks like her skirt is being weighed down by rocks and might fall to the ground at any second. The oversize t-shirt is compounding the droopy situation, but really it’s that skirt that is the focus of my concern.
Where you find fabric so determined to touch the ground, I don’t know. But I can’t believe that is any more comfortable to wear than it is flattering to look at.

I have absolutely no patience for otherwise well put together actresses who try to accessorize with trends that haven’t been hot since Guns N’ Roses were big. Lynn Collins destroys all that is cute about her lavender dress (and to be honest, it’s kind of boring and plain – but boring and plain is a whole lot better than laughable) with a top hat that only Slash could pull off.
Do you hear me, Lynn? Slash. Not you, not your pretty little actress friends…a rock star who was once legally dead for two minutes from a drug overdose is the …read more

If Marion Cotillard and I were best friends and she had come to me with this crazy idea to cut her hair off and get a bob that fell a couple inches below her ears, I may have started to well up and begged her to forget that madness and preserve her long, beautiful brunette locks. Then maybe we would laugh, have a quick girlie hug and then head out for a sophisticated night on the town drinking dry martinis and listening to jazz.
But if this were the case, my advice would have been misguided. As much as I loved …read more

Kim Kardashian emerged this weekend with a new look. Her long dark brown hair is now the orange-y bronze that only can be created when your hair should never be this light in the first place.
At least, that’s my opinion. While I am not terribly fond of Miss Kardashian, I do think she looked far better with her naturally dark hair. This is just plastic, generic, and so not as flattering for her skin tone. She doesn’t look exotic anymore. She looks like every other girl trying to pretend she has some hope of being blonde.
What do you think? Does …read more