Ty Pennington Knows How To Stand Out At LAX
April 21, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
You know, I don’t ask much of Ty Pennington. I don’t watch his TV show, am not interested in home renovations and just generally feel an overwhelming amount of disdain for reality television.
But this right here is just too much.
Ty Pennington sawing a piece of wood in half is just fine. I won’t care enough to watch, so that whole scene would go unnoticed. Ty Pennington wearing hipster glasses and tight jeans with his butt crack hanging out?
That…I am decidedly, one hundred percent, not okay with.
Pull up your pants, take off those ridiculous glasses and maybe I will consider watching …read more
Lady GaGa’s Bum Cheeks Need A Workout
April 21, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
If there is one thing I admire about this outfit from Lady GaGa, it’s the lipstick. This isn’t a natural lip look, nor is it something I recommend you try at home unless you want to frighten your lover and make your cat hide from you. But it takes guts to let someone paint your lips into this severe silent movie pout. It takes even more skill than guts to not let the pout smudge or get gunked up on your teeth.
So good job on that, Lady GaGa.
But…could you please put your bum away?
While I hate to be a stick …read more
Fergie’s Almost Bum Cheek Show
April 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Still sporting atrocious highlights and greasy makeup, but finally wearing something reasonably fashionable again, newly married Fergie went for a walk. Up the stairs, unfortunately.
Well, unfortunately for me. If you’re number one goal in life was to see Fergie’s bum, well – you almost had your chance here.
Lesson for all of us…if your skirt is this short, take the elevator. Even if you don’t have cameras following you every second, that’s just a rather helpful rule of thumb.
