The oh-so-awesome Julie, who was in charge here for a bit while I was off being fabulous somewhere else, did a bang up job, did she not? But alas, I simply could not resist the allure of coming back, so here I is. What a thrill.

Seriously, I am so excited to be here. There is so much horrible celeb fashion going on out there, I can hardly contain myself. I hope you are feeling chatty because I’d love to start some lively discussions on just what is being worn out there in H-wood.

Of course, there is also plenty of great fashion, and we’ll take a look at some of that as well.

In any case, just wanted to let you know who’s behind the snark once again. Thanks to Julie for all her hard work over the last few months. You can find her over at ModelStalker.com, doing her thang. As for moi, I also write about makeup and other beauty type things over at MakeupMinute.com. Come visit me there if you simply can’t get enough of me here.

For now, grab a drink and get ready. I have some Grammy fashions to slam and I’d love some company while I do so. Care to join? Thought so.

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My dahlings,

October marks about 15 months of little ‘ol me snarking on the poor, unsuspecting celebs of our world day in and day out. But alas, this shall be my final post. Please hold your applause.

While it was an excruciating decision to leave this baby of mine, it’s time to go, I suppose. Call it an attack of the conscious (pffft!), call it being short on time, call it whatever you want, I call it the end. Sadly enough.

I may come back every now and again simply because I’m honestly not sure how it’s going to go over, me keeping my opinions to myself and all, but I leave you in good hands. Julie Bonner, a total star celeb blogger in b5media-Land will be taking over and she’s totally up for the challenge. All will be well in this snarky lair, I promise.

I wish you all the best, including a life full of fabulous fashion and great hair days. If you’re ever not looking your best, just stay in. It’s simply not worth the embarrassment of being exposed.

Thanks to all of you for making this an incredible journey. I’ll miss you and this blog bunches.

Kiss, kiss –
The Snarkstress (aka Liberty)

P.S. If you just can’t get enough of me, you can still find me over at Teen Style Lounge on this channel, and you’ll find me dishing about all things Soap Operas at About.com. I’m also gearing up to launch my own beauty blog for preggies and new moms (and hell, whoever else wants to stop in) called (oh-so-fittingly) BeautySnark.com. There you’ll find beauty advice for real women who have real (and funny) beauty issues (wrinkles and zits at the same time, anyone?) Expect BeautySnark to be live in the next couple weeks, and please, stop by to visit.

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Well, leave it to Ms. Mariah Carey to take a perfectly good Halloween costume and slut it right up. But hey, that’s her M.O. and she owns it, so more power to her. Plus, you gotta admit, she looks damn hot!

Yanno, dahlings, bless any woman who has the cajones to appear in public like this (one who is not a paid stripper, that is). That takes some confidence, particularly if there are cupcakes and Doritos to be had at such an event. Mariah, you will never cease to blow my mind, girl. And that’s not an easy feat…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, DAHLINGS!

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Katie Holmes at the after-party for her play in NYC

Ummm, errrr, well…

Okay, let me put it this way: Am I the only one who is being assaulted with Christina Aguilera’s “Genie in a Bottle” as background music in their damn mind? I can’t be. I know I can’t be.

What has happened to our once fabulous Katie Holmes? I think someone needs to get her on the horn with Posh, STAT! This girl needs a style overhaul that only the poshest of Poshes can handle. Seriously, this is an emergency!

Such sadness for a Friday. It’s just not right to end the week like this. Must search for someone who knows how to put an outfit together…

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Yanno, dahlings, for the first time in a loooong time, I can’t find a single good thing to say about Mariah Carey’s look. Well, in this instance anyway.

Sure, I could blather on about how happy and fulfilled she looks, but since I have no interest in inducing a ralph session for all of you, I’ll stay away from the hearts and flowers. You’re welcome.

The problem here is that I think we’ve all been predisposed to the mega-flashy Mariah of late, and this sure as hell doesn’t measure up. First off, there’s not nearly as much skin as we’re used to. All I can assume is that she must have some majorly freaky rash to have covered up those stems like she did. I can’t remember the last time she wore a skirt or dress with hosiery. Seriously.

Next, where the flip are her accessories? Good Gawd, she needs a damn necklace or bling on the ‘ol upper body. Sheesh. (Since I just bought some similar, I do dig the nail polish, however.)

Finally, what happened to the power of some fabulous makeup? Give the woman some lips, already. If you’re going to be blah everywhere else, please, please, please put on a decent pair of lips. Gawd.

All in all, I am left halfway asleep here. This just ain’t the Mariah we’s all used to, yanno?

Yanno?

Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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Katie Holmes out in NYC

I’m beginning to think that the fashion capital of the freaking world, New York City, is seriously lacking in the celebrity stylist department. Because how else can you explain the raging transformation of our once-fabulous Katie Holmes?

Once upon a time, Mrs. Cruise would’ve been on the right track with her upper half (I do love her gloves, bag, sunnies and jacket), but she has gone and ruined the whole thing with her selection of (once again) gigantor jeans. WTF?!? The Katie we used to know and love would’ve totally rocked a houndstooth pencil skirt with this look or even a simple black pant. But the denim bells? Egads!

I realize that “theatah” folks get all artsy and what not, but geez. Is there not room in Kate’s life for high fashion anymore? Puh-leeze. Girl needs to step out of the theater district for a sec and hit 5th Avenue – preferably with her AmEx Black Card.

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Eva Longoria Parker, Lunching with the Ladies

So here’s yet another picture of poor “fat” Eva Longoria (as if). However, the paps that took this pic said that as Eva exited her car, she told them to “make her look thin.” Awww.

Now, either the poor girl is starting to get a complex over these Lardo Bombardo accusations, or she really is trying to hide a little extra sumpin’-sumpin’ – a little padding from an impending bump, perhaps?

Now in the photo, I see no bump. All I see is a super cute, tiny girl who dressed up an otherwise plain black tube dress with the most kick-ass accessories. However, this is just the type of thing a newly preggers girly might where whilst her bump is still a-brewin’.

I’m just sayin’.

So what are your thoughts, loves? It’s Friday, for chrissake. Don’t tell me your working. Take a minute to let us know whether you think there’s a possible mini-Eva on the horizon….

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Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey

I’m slowly warming up to these two as a couple, and pics like this certainly help. They look comfy together, but still exude fashion and sex appeal. Mimi’s stuff is totally shrunken, of course, but she still looks great and they both look totally in love.

What do you dahlings think of this couple? Love ‘em or not?

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Okay, okay dahlings. Truth be told, I also have a bit of an affinity for smart ass, funny guy, Jeremy Piven, also of Entourage fame. His Ari character is such a hoot and in real life, JP dresses so kick-ass it’s almost not right. He’s a gifted actor and a killer fashion aficionado, not to mention sexy in his own Ari-esque way. I’d ‘hug it out’ with him any day.

Thus, he earns a spot in my Hot Guy Friday round-up. Hell yeah!

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A quick lesson for you all this holiday weekend from Miley Cyrus’s mom, Tish:

Never underestimate the power of a good bra.

The End.

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