By now we are all mighty used to one Paris Hilton wearing off-the-wall, skimpy duds pretty much everywhere she goes. But she really outdid herself at the 2009 Grammy Awards with this frock. Looks like it’s from the P. Hil Boudoir/Clown School Collection. Seriously.
I don’t mind that the girl is shakin’ down some serious color. Sure, the colors are that of a circus costume, but still.
And I don’t even mind she’s rocking a major mini. She’s got the stems to do it.
However, the combo of the style of this thing mixed with the ick-inducing colors is just too …read more

First off, allow me to give my super props to Coldplay on their multiple awards for the crazy-hot song Viva La Vida. Swear to Gawd, that is one of my favorite tunes evah and I’m totally stoked they got some fab recognition for it.
However…I must question the ridiculous fashion ensembles these crazy fools be wearing. Sure, I totally get that they’re quirky and what not, but honestly, I feel like I’m looking at an old photo of Menudo or something from back in the day. The bright colors are a bit wiggy even for those who tend to push the …read more

Well now. Just when you thought you’d shaken me off for good, I’m baaaaack!
The oh-so-awesome Julie, who was in charge here for a bit while I was off being fabulous somewhere else, did a bang up job, did she not? But alas, I simply could not resist the allure of coming back, so here I is. What a thrill.
Seriously, I am so excited to be here. There is so much horrible celeb fashion going on out there, I can hardly contain myself. I hope you are feeling chatty because I’d love to start some lively discussions on just what …read more

Well, leave it to Ms. Mariah Carey to take a perfectly good Halloween costume and slut it right up. But hey, that’s her M.O. and she owns it, so more power to her. Plus, you gotta admit, she looks damn hot!
Yanno, dahlings, bless any woman who has the cajones to appear in public like this (one who is not a paid stripper, that is). That takes some confidence, particularly if there are cupcakes and Doritos to be had at such an event. Mariah, you will never cease to blow my mind, girl. And that’s not an easy feat…
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, DAHLINGS!
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Katie Holmes at the after-party for her play in NYC
Ummm, errrr, well…
Okay, let me put it this way: Am I the only one who is being assaulted with Christina Aguilera’s “Genie in a Bottle” as background music in their damn mind? I can’t be. I know I can’t be.
What has happened to our once fabulous Katie Holmes? I think someone needs to get her on the horn with Posh, STAT! This girl needs a style overhaul that only the poshest of Poshes can handle. Seriously, this is an emergency!
Such sadness for a Friday. It’s just not right to end the …read more

Yanno, dahlings, for the first time in a loooong time, I can’t find a single good thing to say about Mariah Carey’s look. Well, in this instance anyway.
Sure, I could blather on about how happy and fulfilled she looks, but since I have no interest in inducing a ralph session for all of you, I’ll stay away from the hearts and flowers. You’re welcome.
The problem here is that I think we’ve all been predisposed to the mega-flashy Mariah of late, and this sure as hell doesn’t measure up. First off, there’s not nearly as much skin as we’re used to. …read more

Katie Holmes out in NYC
I’m beginning to think that the fashion capital of the freaking world, New York City, is seriously lacking in the celebrity stylist department. Because how else can you explain the raging transformation of our once-fabulous Katie Holmes?
Once upon a time, Mrs. Cruise would’ve been on the right track with her upper half (I do love her gloves, bag, sunnies and jacket), but she has gone and ruined the whole thing with her selection of (once again) gigantor jeans. WTF?!? The Katie we used to know and love would’ve totally rocked a houndstooth pencil skirt with this …read more

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey
I’m slowly warming up to these two as a couple, and pics like this certainly help. They look comfy together, but still exude fashion and sex appeal. Mimi’s stuff is totally shrunken, of course, but she still looks great and they both look totally in love.
What do you dahlings think of this couple? Love ‘em or not?
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Samantha Ronson Out with her Bro
I know she’s Lindsay Lohan’s alleged lovah and all, but as fascinating as Samantha Ronson is, I am remarkably far down on the list of the girl’s fashion fans.
Now, I get that she’s a DJ and DJ’s are all individualists and what not. I even get the concert t-shirt-slash-jeans fixation. Hell, I’m even okay with the white sunglasses. What gives me the cold chills are those godawful shoes! They are as ghastly as they come. I’d even prefer a pair of Vans over these pieces of wretch.
However…I am totally grooving on Sam’s darker ‘do, and …read more

Jennifer Lopez Sweatin’ it Up at the Democratic National Convention
Aside from the giant and mucho-obvious pit stains on J. Lo’s frock, the girl looks mad hot. The red color on this Latin Mama is glorious, as is her new hairdo hue. And let’s not even get started with her post-twin bod. Sheesh!
Lookin’ good, Jen. Just be sure to slather on the clinical strength antiperspirant next time though, mm-kay?
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