Lindsay Lohan: Sloppy and Saggy Supreme
April 29, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hair, Shoes
Lindsay Lohan
Oy, loves. This is not a good look on Miss Lindsay Lohan. An ill-fitting bubble dress with hideous shoes? Blech.
Yes, I realize I am not a bubble dress fan to begin with. Rarely do I dig anyone in them at all, so seeing LiLo in this disaster takes the cake. Add to it the fact that The Girls are totally saggy and the dress’s bodice appears to be quite loose around the side, and whoo-ee! Someone pluck my poor eyeballs out with tweezers soaked in grapefruit juice. Please. It’s bound to be better than looking at this wretched photo …read more
Pamela Anderson vs. Jenny McCarthy: Who Does ‘The Boob Dress’ Better?
April 28, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Hit, Fashion Miss, Hair, Jenny McCarthy
Pamela Anderson
Jenny Mc Carthy
Ah yes. The Boob Dress. A Hollywood staple, for sure, but some tend to rock this look better than others. Much better.
Take Pamela Anderson and Jenny Mc Carthy, for instance. Both buxom blondes. Both strong forces in H-town. Both sporting The Boob Dress. Jenny’s rocking hers. Pam, not so much.
I think the difference here, dahlings, is that Jenny has chosen to flaunt one part of her person. The Girls are clearly the star of this show. But Jen’s hair, makeup and jewels are all very sophisticated and appropriate. Plus, the skirt of her dress is modest.
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Sienna Miller in the WTF Outfit of the Week
April 27, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Icons, Fashion Miss
Yanno dahlings, there ain’t a damn thing I can say nice about this get-up. I have no idea what the supposedly iconic Sienna Miller was trying to achieve here, but I can just imagine how many teenage boys kept dropping things nearby her, if you know what I mean.
Sigh.
Honestly, I’m really not sure why this chick is seen as a fashion role model. I wouldn’t even dress my collection of voodoo dolls in nonsense like this. Seriously.
Anyhoo, loves, hope you all had a fabby weekend. Looking forward to a snarky week to come. See you on the flip side. *mwah*
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