Lindsay Lohan

Oy, loves. This is not a good look on Miss Lindsay Lohan. An ill-fitting bubble dress with hideous shoes? Blech.

Yes, I realize I am not a bubble dress fan to begin with. Rarely do I dig anyone in them at all, so seeing LiLo in this disaster takes the cake. Add to it the fact that The Girls are totally saggy and the dress’s bodice appears to be quite loose around the side, and whoo-ee! Someone pluck my poor eyeballs out with tweezers soaked in grapefruit juice. Please. It’s bound to be better than looking at this wretched photo for any length of time.

Yanno, one would expect so much more out of a notorious shopping diva like Lindsay. Of course, one would also expect said diva to keep her roots up a bit better and to smear on some bleeping makeup before heading out, but I digress.

Anyhoo, dahlings, this look is a giant miss from Mama Snarkstress. How ’bout you all?

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Pamela Anderson

Jenny Mc Carthy

Ah yes. The Boob Dress. A Hollywood staple, for sure, but some tend to rock this look better than others. Much better.

Take Pamela Anderson and Jenny Mc Carthy, for instance. Both buxom blondes. Both strong forces in H-town. Both sporting The Boob Dress. Jenny’s rocking hers. Pam, not so much.

I think the difference here, dahlings, is that Jenny has chosen to flaunt one part of her person. The Girls are clearly the star of this show. But Jen’s hair, makeup and jewels are all very sophisticated and appropriate. Plus, the skirt of her dress is modest.

Pamela, on the other hand, is showing everything off. Her slit’s up-to-there, her hair and makeup are scraggly, her lips are freakish. And pairing crappy black shoes with her white dress cheapens the look even further. Therein lies the difference.

Lesson of the day: To rock The Boob Dress, let the boobs have their moment and keep the rest of your look subdued.

Hear that, Pam?

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Yanno dahlings, there ain’t a damn thing I can say nice about this get-up. I have no idea what the supposedly iconic Sienna Miller was trying to achieve here, but I can just imagine how many teenage boys kept dropping things nearby her, if you know what I mean.

Sigh.

Honestly, I’m really not sure why this chick is seen as a fashion role model. I wouldn’t even dress my collection of voodoo dolls in nonsense like this. Seriously.

Anyhoo, loves, hope you all had a fabby weekend. Looking forward to a snarky week to come. See you on the flip side. *mwah*

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