Oui, Oui Paris!

Such an innocent little flower, that Paris Hilton. At least she likes to think so. I mean, check out this “Who me?” pose of hers. Whatever. You ain’t foolin’ us, P. Hil. We know all about you and your wiley ways. Right, dahlings?

But…I am so off-point, here. So Paris is putting on her best Miss Priss act. So what? What’s really important is how she looks while doing so, no? So, let’s dissect, shall we?

Now, I will warn you loves: If you’re not a Paris fan, this might be the time to change the channel. Because, though I could never, ever be counted as one of her fans, it is my duty to the world to be as fashionably objective as possible.

And so…

I think she looks great here. Aside from her Noah’s Ark-sized feet which she totally could’ve played down with strappy pumps, her overall look is actually quite fab. Her hair is the perfect summer style, her skin is glowing in all the right places (seriously, giant props to her makeup peeps) and her dress is a lovely complement to nearly any occasion. She was headed to Rockefeller Center in this pic, but she could surely wear this to a myriad of places. Hey, come to think about it, so could I.

Damn, methinks I need this dress.

Anyhoo, loves, an overall good day for P, in my snarky opinion. What do you think? Love this look or hate it? Weigh in below…

Image with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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Leona Lewis

Newsflash, dahlings: The absolutely gorgeous, stunning, fabulous songbird, Leona Lewis, has apparently given up singing in exchange for a herding career. Damn. And I was totally digging her tunes.

Thankfully, she has decided to take herding high-fashion though, as seen here with her stilettos of choice. But let it be known that while I appreciate her effort, I still give her a giant “Nay” in the shoe department. Why? Well, though the shoes are purdy, they totally do not do a thing for her legs. Which is a crying shame.

Anyhoo, the dress is all wrong, too, so aside from her beautiful face and hair, this look is better off left baaa-aaack in the fields somewhere…to be eaten by sheep.

Image used with permission from splashnewsonline.com

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