Why I’m Going to Start Watching The Hills
October 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
I was never a Lauren Conrad fan, so I’m suuuuper pumped that she left The Hills and they hired my fave Laguna Hills star Kristin Cavallari to replace her! Yes I will admit that this is the absolute worst show on television and I hate myself for watching it, but come on! Kristin Cavallari is back! She is a billion times less boring than Lauren, and that’s all it takes to get me hooked.
Here she is filming an episode with fellow castmate Lo Bosworth. I am not super overjoyed about her outfit, but I do LOVE her shoes! Super cute! …read more
What Do You Wear To See Morons Get Married?
April 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
If you were invited to see a couple of the most vapid, fake, pseudo-Hollywood people out there, such as the two bobbleheads below, get married…what would you wear?
Naturally the first decision is…do you go? But if you are Lauren Conrad, with an MTV army of stylists and resources behind you…you go. You have to go. Not going is like admitting defeat and there is no way anyone would ever want to be defeated by the Montag-Pratt pair of obnoxious nitwits.
Lord, these two are insanely annoying.
Alright, so you’re obviously going. But the decision still needs to be made – what do …read more
Laura Bailey’s Luncheon Towel and S&M Shoes
March 22, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
Wearing lovely accessories and what appears to be a terrycloth hoodie, Laura Bailey arrived for the Mothers4Children charity luncheon at London’s Mayfair Hotel.
Did she possibly forget to change her shirt before walking out of the house. Jump in the shower and run off so fast she didn’t have time to put on a respectable blazer? Maybe she’s actually only a guest at the Mayfair Hotel who came down to grab a coffee in the hotel robe.
In any event, it’s hideously frumpy.
Now let’s talk about the shoes…
Somehow these shoes just might work on an 11ft tall model strutting down the runway. …read more
