I can’t exactly put my finger on it, but I just really don’t like this look for Charlize on the red carpet for the screening of The Road in Hollywood.  Usually she goes for a classic look and is STUNNING, but somehow the combination of the dark lipstick, nude eyes, and a frazzled attempt at Old Hollywood style glamour waves just are not working.  I also have a huge problem with her sandals…I fully support a tall skinny woman wearing flats, but these are waaaay too casual for her dress.

I think she knows this is not her best look because her facial expression is more silly than confident.  I’ve decided that Charlize should stick with the smoky eye.

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Is this a similar ploy? This time, Charlize will disappoint us by attending Parisian film premieres swathed in gold lame…but then in a couple seasons she will be setting trends and be at the top of her fashion game again?

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I don’t understand how someone so stunningly attractive could ruin her natural good looks with a horribly trendy haircut and a bunchy gold lame minidress.

Deep breaths…focus on the shoes..focus on the shoes…the shoes aren’t that remarkable, but they are the best thing happening here…

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Someone needs to sit Charlize down and explain to her that the gorgeous blond waves she was born with are her personal brand. Right now she looks as uncomfortable as an America’s Next Top Model contestant who had to get her hair cut off only to prove to Tyra she really want to be on the show…only we all know she doesn’t actually want to be on the show because she’s crying in the confession booth and it will only be a few more episodes before she’s kicked off anyway because the hair was a handicap she could never fully commit to in the first place.

Know what works for you, and don’t let me ever see you walking the streets of Paris in gold lame again, Charlize.

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Aside from not having ink up and down her every square inch of skin, Charlize Theron looks to be taking on a Kat Von D-esque bad girl image…and it’s just not working.

This corset thingie is dreadful, dahlings, and the shoes are wretched as well. Charlize has always been a classic beauty in Hollywood, and this look is as far from her usual elegance and grace as could be. Blech.

Yes, I realize it’s okay to go outside your norm on occasion, and if this worked on her, I’d say “Hell, yeah! Work it, sexy bitch!” But it’s just. not. doing. it. for. her.

At least, this is what Mama Snarkstress says. What say you, dahlings? You like CT’s look, or no? Discuss…

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