Mischa Barton At ‘I Heart Ronson’ Party
August 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress
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Mischa! Is that you? I can see your eyes and they aren’t covered in a pile of sooty eyeliner! Positively incredible.
Seriously though – as much as I might have reservations about the knotted neckline paired with a floral skirt and Alexander McQueen shoes that would be better suited to an outfit that didn’t contain so much bright pink (these neon puppies just want to stand on their own, darling), this is a lovely fresh faced Mischa Barton at the Launch Party for ‘I Heart Ronson” fashion collection designed by Charlotte Ronson for JCPenney.
Maybe my Mischa standards are just that low …read more
The Tale of The Sad Frumpy Grandma Bow
May 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress
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This is a story about Julianne Moore and a big floopy bow that dreamed about being more than just a bow. This bow wanted to make it’s way all the way to Hollywood…but settled for New York, figuring that there is probably more culture here anyway. The bow tried and tried, hoping some day it would make it to the big screen. Or at least to a huge star studded formal event, chock full of celebrities and flashing lights.
The bow craved the spot light.
Finally, this little bow got it’s chance to make an appearance. Was it an awards show? A …read more
