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Why is her date wearing a wee little scarf with that button up black shirt? I don’t even know who that is, nor do I particularly care, but my goodness that scarf is more obnoxious than most male fashion faux pas you see these days. Take off the scarf, he’s actually rather handsome. But with that little accessory hanging around his neck, the whole thing falls to pieces.

[Sidenote: It's always such a shame when a cute skirt wrinkles that badly on the way over. Limos should come equipped with a steam press for such occasions.]

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When you are so thin that you need to find skirts that come with their own pair of womanly hips, you need to eat a little bit more. Out for some birthday celebrations with her husband, Ashley Cole the footballer, Cheryl Cole looks quite pretty.

Except for the fabric saddlebags filling out the sides of her skirt.

Have we really come to this? First we whittle models down to a sub-zero and now the woman who can barely fill out their negative sized jeans require extra padding to at least look like a little bit like they have a few curves.

Instead of being filled with fabric, I suggest designers start stuffing the sides of their size 0 skirts with chocolate and candy to see if the ladies they are working for can fill out…just a little bit.

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