Okay, Katherine Heigl, I will give you red hair a second chance if you promise never to bring out this shoddy looking figure skating fabric dress ever again. And I mean never.
When you are starring in a new film, such as your cute looking rom-com, The Ugly Truth, you would think extra attention and care would go into such matters. One would assume that extra time is necessary at these moments to ensure the dress doesn’t look like a prop from The Wizard Of Oz.
Darling, you seem to try so hard – but once again you just haven’t got it …read more

Oh, Lindsay Price how I have missed you! Even though things didn’t really pan out with Lipstick Jungle and they had to cancel it before you really got to properly complete that story arc with the rich (but kind of geeky looking, let’s be honest, you could do better) gazillionaire who couldn’t quite commit but bought you so many amazing things that you actually refused the body form that was used by Coco Chanel.
Anywho…I digress.
If I could just focus on your perfect smile and shiny hair, this would be a joyous reunion. But unfortunately you have chosen a dress that …read more

Lady GaGa, what am I going to do with you? Between brillo pad sweaters, Minnie Mouse interpretations and a whole pile of wacky outfits in between, I think it’s safe to say the most surprising thing you could do at this point is show up on the street in a t-shirt and jeans and no makeup.
Possible problem there: no one would recognize you.
Moving on to this particularly ridiculous outfit, considering how much effort usually goes into making you look like a circus sideshow, I’m disappointed to see the purple beehive sloppily resting atop your long blonde hair (another wig?). That …read more

What on earth is happening here, Katie Price? I’ve given you a lot of slack lately considering how much you’ve got going on in your life and how bad your sense of style has always been. It took a lot of time and effort, but I’ve forgiven you (mostly) for the equestrian clothing photoshoot travesty and do hope you’ve learned your lesson about how not to get out of a car when paparazzi are around.
But today is a new day, Katie…and this is ten steps back from slutty and teetering on full out catastrophe right here. You look like you’re …read more

Would you even really know for sure that these two are sisters if they weren’t The Hiltons. I mean honestly, it would be hard to imagine them looking any different. Here is Nicky, all chic and understated for a Friday stroll through various boutiques in Hollywood. But right next to her is Paris, all hippie-d out and overly pink for day time. Make that any time.
As Paris has slid farther down the woe-begotten reality television path, and Nicky has stepped back more and more from the spotlight, I’ve grown to not mind the less outlandish sister. Sure, there is a …read more

Jordin Sparks was on The Wendy Williams Show this week to promote her new album, “Battlefield”. Unfortunately, so much attention was spent on her abundance of wavy hair extensions that no one really had time to properly pull together a flattering outfit.
Which is too bad, because the way that skirt is hugging her figure, you’d never really be able to acknowledge that Sparks is actually looking quite fit and curvaceous these days. This particular skirt is transforming said curves into unflattering lumps and wrinkles around her thighs…which would make even the skinniest woman look like she’s got a pudgy lower …read more

You would think after a few seasons on the set of Gossip Girl, Jessica Szohr might have picked up a few thoughts of her own when it comes to personal style. Every other actress on there has evolved into unique little Young Hollywood style icons…so why is it that Jessica can’t seem to get simple concepts like how to layer properly?
There are so many patterns and textures going on here that I don’t even know where to begin. Is she trying to look young and playful (butterfly pattern/hemline/shoes) or serious and matronly (hair/jacket/purse). Everything clashes, nothing works and with that …read more

Okay…Keri you and I don’t cross paths very often but it seems like every single time I glance over at a picture of you…the outfit you are sporting offends me. Yellow pants? Really? Who told you that was a good idea? Liars.
As for your earrings – great idea, poor execution. Sweetie, those look like a crafting project from the second grade. At least find a pair of earrings with an Africa silhouette that don’t look heavy enough to fall right out of your earlobes at any moment.
Finally, your silver jacket. Brutal, Keri…just brutal. Based on that and the rest of …read more

Unless you are a Avril Lavigne or a sixty five year old golfer with a beer belly, there is absolutely no reason for plaid pants. Rosamund Pike looks way too pleased with herself at the Annual Serpentine Gallery Summer Party at Kensington Gardens. Not only are those pants hidious, but did her grandmother piece that vest together out of old lace tablecloths?
No, darling…this was a mistake, right? I suggest turning around and finding a simple summer frock to go with your otherwise cute shoes. I can’t see your purse, though I have a hunch that I probably wouldn’t like it …read more

Adrian, darling. Seriously?
Is this a dramatic interpretation of Huckleberry Finn, right here on the red carpet of the Hugo Boss party at Berlin Fashion Week? Are you going to wow us with your acting chops…even if only just to distract us from this horrible outfit you have on?
I certainly hope so, because this candy colored number is not going to win anyone over, my dear. You can carry off a great deal of quirky eccentricity, but this my friend is way over the line and into ‘when did Adrian Brody start dressing up as a dirty farmer for tips?” territory.
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