Vivica A. Fox Looks Confused At Mr. Chow
August 22, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
How on earth is Vivica A. Fox able to breathe in those skin tight black pants? Looking crazy and confused outside of Mr. Chow, Vivica certainly picked a pair of pants that might work better after a few more hours in the gym. And a strict diet of celery and baby carrots. Or another thought…find pants that are the appropriate size.
I can just imagine the team of four it probably took to squeeze Fox into this restrictive leather ensemble. Apparently no one felt comfortable enough to tell her that this is probably about as unflatteringly tight as you can get …read more
Amy Winehouse Leaves St. Lucia…FINALLY
July 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Amy! Sweetie! Where have you been all these months?!
Ooooh…that’s right. Now I vaguely recall the mountain of “Amy Winehouse shuffling along the St. Lucia shore” photos. Scruffy doesn’t even begin to cover the extent to which you went native, Amy. I mean really – what was going through your mind at that point? Wait, don’t answer that. Please.
Anywho – back to this whole spectacle inside Gatwick North…I would have hoped that all that time and reflection would have reminded you that the extended cat eye was always intended to be a fleeting trend. Something to drop along with the giant …read more
