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Courtney Love Loves Her Pastries

September 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Courtney Love Loves Her Pastries

That’s it, Courtney Love. Enjoy that pastry. Hopefully the extra carbs and calories will help fill out your spindly figure and compensate for the sad state of affairs that is your poor plastic surgery-ed face.
Though the outfit itself is fine (albeit a teensy bit young for you, dear – good thing you were a musician once upon a time) it’s you I continue to be concerned about, Courtney. Hopefully you continue to improve, cut it out with the dorky bangs – seriously, your hair looks like straw – poking out from under your hat, and we see you in better …read more

Courtney Love Looks More Haggard Than Ever

August 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Courtney Love Looks More Haggard Than Ever

I can’t say I’m terribly surprised by Courtney Love’s appearance outside the Mercer Hotel in SoHo. I mean really, pink tulle and a thick headband? Yawn…no big deal.
But what is a big deal is how Courtney is looking these days. I’m concerned about what I would find if those sunglasses came off, and even more perplexed by the bony grandma legs on her forty-something body.
Courtney, my darling…please stay home and get some help. You’ve been staying out of the spotlight for the most part and I think overall this is a great step for you. But the ongoing state of …read more

Courtney Love Is Walking In The Rain

July 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Musicians

Courtney Love Is Walking In The Rain

We never see much of Courtney Love these days, but it’s pretty well guaranteed when we do…there’s going to be something interesting to talk about.
Even though she can’t seem to keep her hair under control and out of her face, I will say that for as much damage as I’m sure that hair has seen…it’s looking reasonably healthy. It is possible that it’s just greasy, but I will give Courtney the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s been treating her blonde waves to some deep conditioning treatments.

Now the jacket…
Well, you’re caught in the rain on the sidewalks of New …read more


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