Tara Reid Looks Tan And Trashy As Ever
July 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Oh, Tara Reid. You never cease to amaze me with your spindly figure and overly tan skin. Darling, at this rate you’re going to resemble an old leather shoe by the time you’re 35. Wait, are you 35? I can’t even tell anymore.
Here you are partying it up in St. Tropez with Michael Axtmann – it seems like these kind of photos surface at least once a year, where we all sit back and wonder how nitwits like you afford this traveling lifestyle but can’t seem to find a decent colorist or hair accessory that doesn’t look like it was …read more
Miley Doesn’t Support “The Girls”
February 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Miley. Miley, Miley, Miley…I feel like somewhere along the way you forgot that being 16 is a one year deal. And even though you’re surrounded by paparazzi while you’re trying to impress your older boyfriend by jogging down the street…there is one thing you should always have with you -
A bra.
See, you know how great it is to be young and not have to worry about these things? That’s temporary. And unless you think the ladies sagging down to your knees when you’re 31 is attractive, I suggest you save the running for when you’re doing a better job supporting …read more
