Jessica Simpson: Leave the Biker Daisy Dukes at Home, Puh-leeze!
October 12, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Miss, Singers
Another WTF outfit for your weekend, this one served up by Country Honey, Jessica Simpson.
Here’s Jess, belting it out at a race this weekend. Not a fabulous moment for her now, is it?
Um, no.
Now, I’m not one to rip on someone’s weight (all that much) but I think it is highly noticeable when Jess is not spending a zillion hours a day at the gym. The Daisy Dukes days, these are not. Yet she continues to wear them. In biker form.
Barf.
Jess, it might be time to settle on a personal style and stick with it. Between your genre-crossing and your …read more
Jessica Simpson Sports Daisy Dukes and Carries Around a Dead Body
August 13, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Hit, Fashion Miss, Hair, Make Up, Singers
Look at Jessica Simpson, bustin’ out the Daisy Dukes again. She must be longing for those controversial Dukes of Hazzard days, eh? (Does anyone else miss Jess and Nick together, or is it just moi?) Regardless, her stems can pull these short little ditties off, so why the hell not?
The thing I’m concerned about, however, is the gargantuan bag. She carries these around, like, always. Just what is she hiding in there? A dead body? Her ever-present hairstylist/bff Ken Paves? A photo album from the Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica days? Or maybe she’s just using those mega-bags to hide behind? …read more
