Did Sarah Polley Miss The Miniskirt Memo?
September 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Did no one think to tell Sarah Polley that the carpet would be the same color red as her dress…and that the premiere of Nobody’s Fools was supposed to be a funky minidress event? No? That message never got sent?
I happen to be a huge Sarah Polley fan (yes, I am occasionally approve of certain things) – but this whole getup is a little too prom night for my taste. Especially given that poor Sarah is sandwiched between two glamazons who are looking about as chic as can be.
You can’t compete with that in a plain ol’ long red dress …read more
Diane Kruger Tries To Pitch Parachute Pants
April 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Sure, Diane. White parachute pants. Yeah, that was the right decision.
Of all things to wear to the Chanel Hosted Annual Dinner for the Tribeca Film Festival Artists Awards Program, this is probably the homeliest. Nevermind that Diane Kruger happens to be one of the most underrated, naturally radiant women out there. Don’t even mention that while Diane definitely doesn’t look her best here, for most women this outfit would be far worse and actual saddlebag suicide.
Formal pants just shouldn’t stop at the knees. Nor should they be poofy. And lastly…anything even remotely close to this should never…ever…be paired with a …read more
