Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hit the streets of New York, blinding everyone within a 10-mile radius with their extravagant bling.

Check this shit out: I haven’t seen so much ice since that horrid mermaid sculpture on my Hawaiian cruise with Adrian Grenier last week. Seriously, a whole lot of mining went into this couple’s bridal jewelry. A whole dern lot.

Anyhoo, this is my Snarkstress Shout Out to this stylish couple since I sadly had to miss the wedding and I’ve yet to give them a proper congrats. So congrats Mr. and Mrs. Cannon. And thanks for doing your part to keep the miners and jewelers of the world in business. Bless your hearts.

*mwah*

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Post from: Snarkstress