See ya, 2007. Thanks for the Memories!
As we prepare to blow out the candles of 2007 and pop the cork to 2008, I just wanted to thank you all for an amazing year! I’ve had so much fun and I hope you have, too. I can’t wait for more drinks and dishing in the year to come and I hope you’ll come with me.
Wishing you all the best in the New Year!!!
Big Kisses, Dahlings! *MWAAAAAAH!*
Your Snarky Pal,
Snarkstress

A Little Pol(ar) Dancing, Liv?
Is it just me, or is this not the weirdest picture ev-ah, my dahlings? The red backdrop looks all slutty and burlesque-y, but Mr. Aersosmith’s daughter is a mix of bad-girl in a short dress and up-to-there boots, and nerd girl in a pontytail, wrapped in a blankie knitted by grandma. I just don’t get this whole vibe.
Okay, let’s dissect, shall we? Yes, Liv is sporting a gigantic trend: Nordic-wear. Alpine patters, Fair Isle knits, yep, it’s all popular right now. And my snarky ass even likes this trend quite well, to be honest. But, I …read more

Pardon me for a moment as I go puke my eyeballs bloodshot. What in the hell is such a perty little thang doing dressing up like some waiter dude? Okay, I get that menswear is supposed to be some trend, but goddamn, where have all the stilettos gone? Now that is a ass-kickin’ look for ladies, not this menswear bullshit. In my opinion, dude clothes should be left to the dudes, just as chick clothes should be kept to chicks (and the occasional drag queen if s/he wears them right).
Please, Kate’s stylist, please return us to our Girly Girl. This …read more

Augh! Flashbacks! Hurting My Eyes…Need Drink
Okay, here’s what went down after an old seventies and early-eighties icon saw this pic…
Briiiiiiiiing.
“Hi, this is Hilary.”
Heavy breathing.
“Hello? Hello, this is Hilary. Is anyone there?”
“Uh, yeah. This is Olivia.”
“Olivia? Olivia who?”
“Olivia Newton John, honey.” Pissed off sigh.
“Oh, uh, hi. What up?”
“What up is that I rocked that look well before you were even a zygote and I’d appreciate you leaving it to the pros, my dear. Go get your own look, you…you punk-bitch rip off.”
“‘Scuse me? I’m sorry Mrs. Johnson. I’m afraid I don’t understand…”
“Kids. Damn kids.” Xanadu cues up in the background.
Click.
“Who the …read more

Hello, Nat? Where the Hell Are You?
Hey, dahlings, I have an idea: Let’s end the weekend by playing a fun game. This one’s called “Where’s Natalie?” See, the thing is, my source tells me that this is a photo of Natalie Portman, but all I see is floating brown waves and a coupla eyebrows. The rest seems to be a big, rose-colored blob. Is there a person within? I’m not sure.
I think what’s happening here is that Ms. Portman is taking “Monochromatic” to the next level. Forget dressing in the same color from head to toe, let’s go all out …read more

Lemme Light Your Night
Whoa. Little L.C. had me running for The Hills when I caught a load of this freaky frock. It looks like Bad Lampshade Delivery Day at Tuesday Mornings, giant-sized. Gawd! The colors are fun and young (a bit of a twist for her “Who Needs Color?” ass), but the print (is this a print?) and texture (what is the texture?) is killing me.
I swear, if we all banded together and checked in our basements (or those of our, ahem, older loved ones), a whole slew of us would likely find something like this all boxed up…alongside …read more

Cutie Pie Kyra
So I see this picture, dahlings, and the first thing that comes to mind is: “Hey, Kyra looks pretty cute here. I’m suddenly feeling all Christmas-y!” And then it dawned on me…”Wait a sec. This is September. And last I knew, Christmas was not in September. So WTF?!?”
And then I read the caption from E (which I rarely do because I would much rather form my own snarky opinion with no outside influences), where they go on to say that Kyra looks all Elfin and what not. Suddenly, despite my initial WTF-ness, I start getting all defensive about …read more

Boo-boo Sportin’ George
Can I get a big “Awwwww” from the congregation?
Poor Georgie. Up and around after his recent motorcycle accident, somehow even his spotted jeans and bandaged arm are trumped by his total hotness. Who knew a medical bandage could look good enough to be qualified as a Hot New Accessory?
Oh wait, I just had a supreme thought: What if George and Jessica had babies together? Would they not be the most drool-worthy children ev-ah? I tell you dahlings, if I didn’t want him so badly for myself, I would so want to see that hook-up!
Okay, I’m off to …read more

Some celebs just make it so easy for you to hate them (yes, Skangelina, I’m looking at you). But some are just so flippin’ cute and You-Could-Be-My-BFF-ish that it’s simply impossible to rip them. No matter how badly you want to (hey, it’s an occupational hazard. Can’t help it.) Tell me, dahlings, what do you think of Ms. Fantastic Four? Am I being too easy on her? Take a look:

Looking Adorable

Looking Adorable…Again

OK, Enough With the Looking Adorable, Dammit!
See what I mean, dahlings? Try as I might, it’s virtually impossible to hate this chick. I can’t even find a single …read more

Of course, I did a masterfully fine job covering the 2007 Emmy Awards, but lo and behold, a bunch of my fellow Beauty & Style Pals did as well. Here, a quick round-up of all the fabby Emmy coverage across our channel. Enjoy!
CELEB LOOK
Get Her Emmy Look: Katherine Heigl
Get Her Emmy Look: Rebecca Romijin
Get Her Emmy Look: Debra Messing
Get Her Emmy Look: Heidi Klum
eBeautyDaily thinks marriage agrees with Eva Longoria. Check it out.
SNARKSTRESS
Emmy Awards Snarkstress Style
Red Hot Emmy Chicks
Paula Abdul in Wardrobe Malfunction Couture
TEEN STYLE LOUNGE
Best and Worst Style Icons of the Emmys
More Greatness from the Emmys
STYLE IT LESS
My …read more