Mischa Barton Still Looks Drunk And Bloated
June 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Is anyone else nervous for the daschund puppies Mischa Barton is holding at the Harrods Summer Sale?
It seems like the only way we’re ever going to see the old Mischa Barton who we used to love (okay, that might be overstating the truth…let’s call it a “civil non-hate”) is if black eyeliner and booze are removed from her life. Those puffy cheeks, that greasy skin – the eyeliner that is already starting to smudge and this is just the start of what I’m sure was a mess evening.
I do want to point out how much I love the cocktail ring …read more
Mischa Barton Looks Worse For Wear
June 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
You’ve got to be kidding me, Mischa.
Were you that eager to leave Bungalow 8 that there was no time to stop by the bathroom for a quick makeup check? Are those shoes actually studded?
And did you steal that cheap looking bowler hat from a tricker treater last Halloween?
These are the questions running through my mind while I contemplate how much longer it’s going to take before you (a) clean yourself up and come to grips with the fact that the O.C. was your peak (b) sink even lower, disappearing for a few years then reappearing on a celebrity rehab show.
Either …read more
