What Could Elsa Pataky Hang Of Her Sleeves?
July 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Elsa Pataky, I will never fully understand how you can take something that is so close to being beautiful and find some way to muck it up.
Though fashion shows in Paris, like the Haute Couture Armani Autumn/Winter 2009-2010 Collection, are a prime spot for being a bit daring, I can’t understand why your sleeves would (or should) poof in such a bizarre way. What could hang from those sleeves…maybe Christmas ornaments? Or a couple of little birdfeeders? Or maybe she could just do all of us a favor and have a tailor remove the sleeves and let this poor garment …read more
Elsa Pataky Wears A Striped Tarp To Cannes
May 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Just when I started to think that Elsa Pataky might be crossing over to the normal side and might actually look presentable on more than just a “once in a while” basis, you show up to amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids benefit looking like a pregnant zebra.
You have the potential to be such a classic pretty woman, Elsa – which makes your decisions to wear strangely unflattering and unusual haute couture all the more odd.
If the long flap of heavy tarp-like fabric was removed, you might have an elegant, snug striped dress fit for a star. But instead we have Elsa, …read more
Elsa Pataky and I Were Almost Friends
March 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Shows, Shoes
You know, I was just starting to give up on the whole international scene of young actresses. Then I happened upon the positively stunning Elsa Pataky, looking all sparkly and sexy/demure at the Karl Lagerfeld Fall Winter 2009-2010 Ready-to-Wear collection show in Paris. I’m not sure how someone is born with such captivating almost frighteningly beautiful features, but she is “a looker” as my great uncle Bill would say.
Yes, I look at this photo and think, “You know, Elsa and I could be great friends. We clearly have the same style, I would totally let her borrow my hairspray and …read more
